Britney Spears Agrees to Sole Custody for Kevin Federline

Mark Vincent Kaplan said tonight that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their custody case.

According to the agreement signed by all parties, Federline gets sole legal and physical custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, and Spears will have visitation rights. Kaplan said:

"The case has been settled. The court still has to approve it."

"As of this evening there is a fully executed deal memo. All the issues that would have been addressed at trial have been settled. Can’t speak to the exact terms of the deal. Orders in place will stay in place."

"Kevin was not [out] to get custody. Kevins goal was to set up some kind of template so the mother of his children can co-parent. He said I need to have Britney to be involved in the coparenting of the kids, but I need there to be a structure."

"Nobody could have anticipated the terms of events that have occurred. This was a two-year journey that will be halted at a point that is good for these children. Custody is always modifiable. If there is a final order, it means there is nothing to try." [As in no need for a divorce trial.]

Both parties are due in court Friday morning to get the court’s stamp of approval for the deal.

At the end of the month the court will determine if the conservatorship, managed by Britney’s father Jamie Spears, will end or become permanent. Speaking to that issue Kaplan said:

"While I can’t tell you the terms, the order does anticipate what happens if the conservatorship is ended. The devil is always in the details and this is a very detailed deal memo."

"Nobody can predict what the future will bring, but to the extent possible I think we have really anticipated how to proceed."

This seems like it turned out in the best interest of the children. Despite all the criticism, it turned out that K-Fed was a better dad than Britney was a mom, and that’s not saying much.

Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib Secret Relationship

Rumors have surfaced that Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib are still seeing each other. Britney’s father has been trying to stop the relationship, especially after a psychologist said Adnan specifically would cause Britney to remain mentally unstable. Reports also indicate that Britney and Adnan have been text messaging each other that daddy Jamie Spears is too controlling.

Jamie is in charge of the conservatorship which controls Britney, so that’s his job, and he’s doing wonderful job.

Lynne Spears Parenting Book Now a Memoir

The publishers of Lynne Spears parenting book realized that Lynne isn’t such a great mom, so they’ve repackaged her crap book as a "memoir." The book will have the same premise which is about what a great job she did raising, and making, her daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn famous. They should just call it a "how-to" book. How-to make your daughters famous, and ruin their lives at the same time, with a testimonial by Dina Lohan.

The publisher blames the delay in the book on Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. Um, ya’think? Which is why they changed it to a memoir from a parenting advice book. The publisher spokesman Thomas Nelson said:

"Spears’s manuscript will not be a parenting book. It’s her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It’s a memoir."

Lorilee Craker, who actually wrote the book for Lynne, said:

"Lynne has had a dramatic life. People will be be very surprised to find out the kind of person she really is."

No one cares about Lynne Spears. If it wasn’t for Britney going nuts, and Lynne having a baby as a teenager, no one would even buy this book when it’s released this fall. As a memoir Lynne can talk about how she tried to save Britney, and was in the dark about Jamie’s underage sexual activities. She can make excuses, and still call herself a great parent.

No matter how Lynne tries to make herself look good, we all know it was daddy Jamie Spears who saved Britney Spears life.

Britney Spears Comeback Performance in Las Vegas

Britney Spears was spotted with George Maloof in Las Vegas last week when they dined together in Las Angeles. Maloof owns The Palms Hotel and Casino. News of the World is now reporting that Maloof has offered Britney a $10 million deal to perform at The Palms Hotel and Casino sometime around the end of this year, and will follow that performance with a series of concert dates. A source for the tabloid says:

"Britney is finally getting her life and career, back on track and the whole world will see the evidence when she steps on that stage."

"The concert will be one to top them all a spectacle. It will have jaw-dropping lights, amazing costumes, and a performance from Britney to roll back the years."

We all remember Britney’s disaster VMA performance. I think Britney needs to spend more time getting better, and finalizing her divorce, as well as custody issues, before she does too much in her professional life.

Britney Spears is Back from Costa Rica

Britney Spears landed at Bob Hope Airport Monday evening after spending some fun in the sun at Mel Gibson’s home in Costa Rica.

Britney’s agent,Jason Trawick, who drove Britney around at times on an ATV, was also on the private flight back with Britney. Pictures showing Brit and Jason cuddling affectionately and acting flirtatious with each other have sparked rumors that the two may be nurturing more than a professional relationship.

Later this week Britney will meet with Kevin Federline to negotiate the logistics of their custody agreement. Commissioner Gordon has said that if the two can’t come to an agreement, he will set a trial date for sometime in August or September.

That pictures above, really is Britney’s back side while she was in Costa Rica. Anyone in the mood for cottage cheese?