The Bridget Moynahan Mask Worked!

Fans didn’t even have to wear the Bridget Moynahan mask I mentioned earlier, for Tom Brady to end up in a cast less than 2 weeks before the Super Bowl. It’s the power of suggestion, and it worked. Let’s all try it on Tom. All together now, GET WELL SOON.

Tom Brady Gets Tony Romo Treatment

New York’s classic rock station Q104.3 has begun a campaign to distract Tom Brady, by asking fans to print out and wear a cut-out mask of Tom’s ex girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. It’s not going to work If they really want to distract Tom they should have fans make a giant sign with a picture of Gisele Bundchen that says "I’m Pregnant TOM, C U in Court." Tom would probably die from a heart attack right there on the field.

Bridget Moynahan Takes JET to Lunch

Bridget Moynahan took her five week-old son John Edward Thomas Moynahan (aka JET) to lunch at the exclusive club in Bel Air Bay Club. Bridget is an actress and hasn’t really done much, but she was in iRobot. I think she was a vacuum cleaner due to her incredible ability to suck. Just ask her baby’s daddy Tom Brady who pays big bucks in child support.

Fun fact: Bridget Moynahan is a third cousin to Rosie O’Donnell, which explains her craving for tuna fish sandwiches.

Bridget Moynahan Doesn’t Give Her Baby the Brady Name

People Magazine has reported via her publicist that Bridget Moynahan is "thankful for a healthy baby and is excited about being a mother." She’s so thankful, she decided to forego making the wee one part of the Brady Bunch and, instead, chose to endow him with her own surname. The boy’s full name is John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Oh Shiznap! You just know Tom Brady is not happy about that.

I bet he went home and cried in Gisele Bundchen’s lap for…oh…about a minute. Then he realized that he’s a ridiculously rich, handsome NFL quarterback who is dating a smokin’ hot supermodel. Then he cracked a beer and turned on Sports Center.

Bridget Moynahan Gives Birth To Healthy Baby Boy

Actress Bridget Moynahan has reportedly popped out her much-anticipated spawn with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. The couple are celebrating a healthy baby boy.

Moynahan was two weeks overdue, but is said to be doing well. Brady left training camp in Boston when he heard that the labor had started, but there is no word on whether to made it to Santa Monica in time for the blessed event. Congrats to the happy couple.