Bai Ling has posed topless for Photographie Magazine. Bai is 37 years-old, and look at those nipples and breasts. She’s still hot. Chinese food = perky breasts, and a delicious meal.

Update: Wikipedia sucks sometimes. They have her age listed as 46, with a birthdate of October 10, 1961. Pffft. Her real birthdate is October 10, 1970, which makes her 37.

The pictures below are NSFW.

Britney Spears was out partying again with her smashed up white Mercedes, and it looks like she might have parked in a handicap space, or at least 3 feet into one. That’s gonna really piss off the chick who parks there when she goes out to party, which is why she drives a monster truck that she’ll park right on top of Britney’s car. Those bugged out eyes, blue contacts, crap brown hair that hasn’t been washed or combed in days, that too tight silk shirt with grease stains, and those lumpy breasts with nipples that point in opposite directions and rest on Britney’s belly, really get me hot. Britney used to make me puke in my mouth, but now my standards are pretty low, ever since I broke my arms. It’s rough. I can’t adjust myself, so I have to sit on my nuts to type these articles with a pen in my mouth. I don’t mind though. I do it all for you. You’re welcome.

Courtney Love has poured barrels of drugs and alcohol into her body, and now at 43 years-old her body is literally falling apart. If your boobs can touch your belly button it should be a rule to wear a bra. I’ve seen perkier breasts on a zombie chick. She could do a public service message for drugs, naked. Seeing Courtney naked is bad enough, but just think how horrifying it would be for the blind who have to touch her to see her. The horror, oh, the horror.

Chris Allen, on WBKO in Kentucky, took the bait when a giant boob from an earlier story ended up on his monitor. Chris succumbed to the power of the breast. He licked, sucked, and tweaked that boob until there was a nip in the air.

Maggie Gyllenhaal was spotted breastfeeding her daughter in public in New York City. And I really don’t know what to say to these. It’s not like it’s Paris Hilton walking around with her vagina hanging out. It’s breastfeeding. Making fun of her would be like going to a nude beach and making fun of everybody for being naked. Which, you know, I usually only do on Thursdays. These are all probably NSFW depending on how your work feels about a baby sucking on an exposed breast for milk. Personally, mine doesn’t care. Although my boss also happens to be a puppy dachshund that runs around my living room trying to eat all my stereo equipment. Sorry pictures removed at request of owner.