Brandon Davis showed off his crotch fat in a tandem parachute outing. The guy floating to the earth with greasy bear looks a lot like Kevin Federline, and he looks like he’s so grossed out. Looks like Davis doesn’t just have a fat head, he’s got a fat crotch too. So gross.

Britney Spears was spotted with spoiled brat Brandon Davis at the Roosevelt Hotel last night. Someone with some sense please become Britney’s friend. It wasn’t long ago that Mel Gibson said he was going to sell his Malibu home, which is next to Britney’s, because of the trashy element that hung around there, and he was afraid for his kids. It hard to watch Britney become a train wreck, but the spectacle is also hard not to watch. I wish Britney the best, and her kids even better.

Brandon Davis as heat meiser. Why? His fiery temper of course.

Travis Parker as punk Skeletor. That finger also serves as his sword to fight bad guys, and to do prostate checks on his buddies.

Paris Hilton as, what else, slut bunny, or princess of STDs with bunny ears.

Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis walk together holding hands after a gourmet lunch of burgers and fries. These two are not a couple. Have you ever seen Brandon with a girlfriend?

Nice shirt Brandon, like we all needed to see a man boob nip slip. Put a bra on already. Ewww!