Brandon Davis made a late night run to a liquor store on Monday at 1 am, after he had been partying at the Viper Room. When Brandon backed out of his parking space he hit a BMW 3 Series Touring car belonging to Pink. Brandon had parked wrong in the space to begin with making the accident more likely to happen. Pink’s car had a huge dent in it. Cops did not arrive before Brandon left, but Pink asked to see the video of the accident. Brandon is in trouble.

Brandon Davis won’t be staying at the house of music producer Scott Storch anytime soon. The other night, Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott’s place and crashed on the couch. A source said:

"The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone — and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ’It’s OK — I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ " After learning he’d be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, ’Please don’t tell anyone — I’ll bring it back.’ Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn’t call the police."

Scott said about the theft, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance."

Brandon is such a loser. He was born rich, but never taught how to survive on his own.

Brandon Davis was at Villa the other night. He has no life outside of clubs. Some whore from the club gave Brandon the fire crotch treatment on camera. Payback is a b!tch in a black dress.

Barron Nicholas Hilton, who turned 18 years-old in November, was escorted out of Villa Lounge last night looking very drunk. Barron was with his sister Paris Hilton, and Brandon Davis. The Villa Lounge has a Type 48 liquor license, which means minors under 21 years of age are NEVER permitted inside. Looks like Barron could be the next Hilton to get a DUI thanks to big sister’s influence. Paris may have learned her lesson, and now has a driver when she drinks, but apparently she didn’t learn the lesson about not breaking the law by contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Paris Hilton was assumed to be dating Alex Vaggo when she took him to dinner, then spent the night with him afterwards at a hotel. It looks like Alex was just paying his dues, since Paris got him a modeling job so he wouldn’t have to work as pizza boy anymore. It’s tough to make an honest living. Since Paris is still single, and on the hunt, but not finding many takers these days, she decided to STALK her ex boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. At Britney’s birthday get together the other night, Paris had been reported to be upset that she didn’t catch Stavros before he left. Page Six reports on Paris and her stalking behavior in Miami:

Hilton first ran into him [Stavros] at Mansion Wednesday night, where he was paid to host the official Art Basel kickoff party. When the Greek shipping heir showed up with Brandon Davis’ ex-girlfriend, Caroline Vreeland, however, Hilton was not pleased.

"Paris beelined for Stavros, but he was chatting up Caroline," said our source. "He was completely ignoring Paris, and she was furious. She shot them evil looks and finally stormed up to them and started screaming at Caroline."

On Thursday, the celebutard followed Niarchos to three different clubs. One partygoer at Mokai, where the rich kids started their night, told us, "Paris saw that Stavros was with a girl, and she went crazy. She literally stood on Stavros’ table and began screaming at him. Then she started dancing and trying to get his attention."

The insider said that when Stavros and his date left Mokai and moved on to Set, Hilton followed: "Paris went to great lengths trying to get Stavros’ date kicked out, begging club security to get rid of the girl." Our witness even claimed, "Paris was so furious, she ended up walking up to the girl and just punched her."

The picture above shows Stavros (crap for brains) Niarchos making out all hot and heavy once Paris finally trapped him in a corner. Paris’ rep denies she punched anyone, but I really hope she did. I want to see the pictures, a nasty lawsuit, and Paris back in jail.