Here’s the latest RUMOR:

In news that may not be as shocking as once claimed – Angelina Jolie has
decided to dump Brad Pitt after the baby is born a published report claims.

The reason – she just can’t stand his jealousy anymore.

Patricia Shipp along with Mike Walker gives the blockbuster details. Guess who
is in the middle – Colin Farrell.

Here’s the report according to the Enquirer.  There has been another blow up
with the couple – this time it reportedly happened when Brad Pitt found out that
Jolie had been secretly corresponding with actor Colin Farrell.

"It’s basically over between Brad and Angelina," says a friend of the
couple.  They can’t agree on anything – even where to have the baby."

Once Brad confronted Angie over her e-mails with Colin – she told him that if
he couldn’t trust her – perhaps they shouldn’t be together, the report details.

Brad eventually backed off – but the damage was done.

There reportedly was never even a meeting with Angie and Colin, according to
the story in the weekly magazine – but still the seeds of doubt appear to be
planted in Brad.

And worse – the story claims Jolie is concerned that Brad is too jealous.

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Jenny Shimizu has further enlightened the world on her lesbo affair with Angelina Jolie, adding that she was doing Angelina while while Angelina was married to Johnny Miller, and he even joined in.  That would be hot, except for the fact that Jenny doesn’t do guys, so I can just imagine Johnny watching, and asking, "hey, when do I get a turn?"  Here’s more from Jenny:

"She was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying ‘Breast!’ ‘Thigh!’ encouraging her to kiss every part of me. She was so eager to please. It was such a turn-on looking down at her gorgeous naked body as I showed her how to make love to a woman."
Soon Angelina was calling shots, too. Their ideal night was for her to dress in PVC pants with matching skintight vest and trawl strip clubs together. "I even took her to dominatrix joints and she loved them all," said Jenny. "The darker and naughtier the better.

"Then we’d go back to wherever we were staying, desperate to rip each other’s clothes off and act out the moves we’d seen. They were amazing nights." But one of the pair’s wildest times together came at a friend’s luxurious home in the Hollywood Hills.

"I was staying with my pal at the time and one night when she was away I invited Angelina and her husband Jonny over," said Jenny. "There was another girl there that I was also seeing. But that night Angelina and I wanted only each other.

"So while Jonny and my other girlfriend were in the house, Angelina and I walked to the swimming pool, looked at each other and slowly stripped naked. It was a beautiful clear night and we could see each other’s bodies under the moonlight. Then we both dived in and wrapped our arms around each other. The feeling of the water got us both excited and for what seemed like hours we caressed each other under the surface, kissing again and again.

"Angelina loved to wax herself all over and didn’t have a hair on her body—and under the water I could feel every bit of her.

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Brad Pitt is sporting a new hair dew.  I don’t think the mohawk is for a new movie.  I’m sure the kids like it.  Looks like Brad has a baseball glove on in this pick.  Very cool.  Ya’know, it’s obvious to me, that all Brad wanted from Jennifer Aniston was kids, and kinky sex.  I’m not sure which one of those was so tough for Jen, but I kinda think it was the latter.

I don’t think Angelina is the right girl for Brad, cause she’s like a snake in the grass, but at least he’s happy for now.  I’ve got a full set of pics of Brad’s new mohawk, and him with the family and all that after the jump.

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Jenny Shimizu just can’t seem to stop telling the world how a tough, tatooed, ugly dike did Angelina Jolie.  I hope she feels lucky, cause it’s time to move on.  I know you won’t find anyone better than Angelina, but at least you still have your memories Jenny.

She said: "I was her first. And although she’s having a baby with Brad, I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and she was hooked.

"Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That’s where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man.

"She has a body which just makes you gasp and shudder with lust—so slender but with the most incredible, perfect curvy boobs.

"And her amazing skin is so soft to touch. But it’s her mouth that made me beg for more—kissing me slowly and passionately with those full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do with that mouth. Brad is one lucky boy!"

Yeah, I was talking about Angelina’s lips the other day, and showed a picture of those lips at 13 years old.  Ah, good times.  Face it Jenny, Angelina likes the sausage too, and might prefer it these days.

This is the second time Jenny has sold this story, and everytime it’s like she’s sending a love message to try to win back Angelina since she’s not accepting Jenny’s calls.  Obviously Jenny is obsessed, but so is everyone that has ever been with Angelina.

Angelina has a tatoo on her belly that says something like "that which nourishes me, destroys me."  Kinda sounds like what Angelina’s love does to her lovers (projection).

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