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Mariah Carey Launches … Boobs

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:23:59 +0000

Mariah Carey launched her new perfume â€œM by Mariah Careyâ€ at Macy’s in New York yesterday. Her hair looks so … boobs! Where was I? Oh yes, her sweet smelling perf … boobs!

Jaime Pressly Nude in Ultra Mag

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:20:26 +0000

Ultra Magazine, which I’ve never heard of before, published some old nude pictures of Jaime Pressly back in May of 2006. The issue didn’t sell that well. It could have been because Pressly looked bored out of her mind, rather than a provocative sex kitten. Another reason might have been the fact the magazine spelled her last name "Pressley" rather than the correct "Pressly." Normally I would be saying "boobs, boobs, boobs," but Pressly was so boring in these pictures, all I could think about was grammar and spelling. These pictures would have grabbed my attention more effectively if Pressly was dressed as a teacher with a ruler in her hand, and a wry smile like she’s going to break some rules. I’m going to stop now. I think I’ve said too much already.

Rihanna and Josh Hartnett Made Out

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:36:16 +0000

Rihanna and Josh Hartnett met at NYC hotspot Pink Elephant after Rihanna’s performance at the Nokia Theater in Times Square, then they made out. Us Magazine reports:

"He walked in and made a bee line straight to her table,â€ a witness at the club informed OK!. â€œRight away, they were dancing, drinking Dom Perignon and making out right at the table.â€

According to the insider, the groping session lasted for about two hours before the pair exited the club arm-in-arm. â€œThey didn’t come together, but left together,â€ the witness adds.

Looks like Shia LaBeouf is history for Rihanna. Her forehead looks too much like a Klingon from Star Trek for my taste, but she does have those two bumps on her chest that keep drawing my attention. What are they called? Oh yeah, boobs.

Scarlett Johansson Hides Pumpkins in Her Shirt

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:34:15 +0000

Scarlett Johansson is currently filming He’s Just Not That Into You with Bradley Cooper, who is rumored to be dating Cameron Diaz. Bradley’s next movie will be Yes Man with Jim Carrey. Although I don’t know what Scarlett’s next project will be yet, I am sure she won’t be playing someone smart, and if she did, it would have to be some sort of fantasy science fiction movie with an alternate universe where her boobs are actually her brains. This means, of course, that women would then be twice as smart as men in that movie, which is … well … only science fiction, not science fact, or is it? Do do do do, do do do do.

Angelina Jolie Has Bigger Boobs

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:42:42 +0000

Angelina Jolie has been accused of being anorexic over and over again, but this is a first. In Touch says Angelina is still growing in all the right places. Page Six says:

Her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch’s plans for this week’s cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?" To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. "When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos," our source said. The mag says, "The most striking area of Angelina’s weight gain is in her chest.â€

Emaciated implies anorexia or starvation, so how do boobs gain 10 lbs when she isn’t eating? Probably the same way In Touch claims she’s pregnant when she’s not. If Angelina had found something to make her boobs grow 10 lbs overnight without surgery, women from all over the world would be at her doorstep following her like the second coming of Jesus. I don’t pay that much attention to Angelina these days, and I would if her boobs had grown bigger. In fact I’d be writing about her all day, and I’d have a new category called "boob watch."

Hilary Duff Looks Smarter

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:33:34 +0000

Hilary Duff attended the 2007 Spirit of Life Awards with her two new friends. No not the ones standing beside her, but rather the two on her chest. They’ve really grown since the last time I saw them, and they look like twins. I love twins.

Britney Spears Needs a Bra and Detox Tea

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:27:05 +0000

Britney Spears was out partying again with her smashed up white Mercedes, and it looks like she might have parked in a handicap space, or at least 3 feet into one. That’s gonna really piss off the chick who parks there when she goes out to party, which is why she drives a monster truck that she’ll park right on top of Britney’s car. Those bugged out eyes, blue contacts, crap brown hair that hasn’t been washed or combed in days, that too tight silk shirt with grease stains, and those lumpy breasts with nipples that point in opposite directions and rest on Britney’s belly, really get me hot. Britney used to make me puke in my mouth, but now my standards are pretty low, ever since I broke my arms. It’s rough. I can’t adjust myself, so I have to sit on my nuts to type these articles with a pen in my mouth. I don’t mind though. I do it all for you. You’re welcome.

Christina Aguilera is Growing

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:31:16 +0000

Christina Aguilera may not want to admit it publicly, but she is…well I’m just gonna say it…she’s pregnant. I’m not sure how she made her boobs look smaller than her belly. My theory is duct tape and bungee cords. Unlike Nicole Richie who looks like a pregnant troll, Christina is beautiful, even when she’s not smiling. If she adjusted that lipstick a little she could make it look like she’s smiling, just like clowns do.

Courtney Love Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:05:23 +0000

Courtney Love has poured barrels of drugs and alcohol into her body, and now at 43 years-old her body is literally falling apart. If your boobs can touch your belly button it should be a rule to wear a bra. I’ve seen perkier breasts on a zombie chick. She could do a public service message for drugs, naked. Seeing Courtney naked is bad enough, but just think how horrifying it would be for the blind who have to touch her to see her. The horror, oh, the horror.

Margaret Cho Naked Video

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:29:24 +0000

Margaret Cho may be a lesbian, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a nice body. Cho did some naked dancing live in Chicago on 9-21 you can see here. When it gets hot in Korea this is how wives keep their husbands cool.

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