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Jaime Pressly Nude in Ultra Mag

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:20:26 +0000

Ultra Magazine, which I’ve never heard of before, published some old nude pictures of Jaime Pressly back in May of 2006. The issue didn’t sell that well. It could have been because Pressly looked bored out of her mind, rather than a provocative sex kitten. Another reason might have been the fact the magazine spelled her last name "Pressley" rather than the correct "Pressly." Normally I would be saying "boobs, boobs, boobs," but Pressly was so boring in these pictures, all I could think about was grammar and spelling. These pictures would have grabbed my attention more effectively if Pressly was dressed as a teacher with a ruler in her hand, and a wry smile like she’s going to break some rules. I’m going to stop now. I think I’ve said too much already.

Scarlett Johansson Hides Pumpkins in Her Shirt

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:34:15 +0000

Scarlett Johansson is currently filming He’s Just Not That Into You with Bradley Cooper, who is rumored to be dating Cameron Diaz. Bradley’s next movie will be Yes Man with Jim Carrey. Although I don’t know what Scarlett’s next project will be yet, I am sure she won’t be playing someone smart, and if she did, it would have to be some sort of fantasy science fiction movie with an alternate universe where her boobs are actually her brains. This means, of course, that women would then be twice as smart as men in that movie, which is … well … only science fiction, not science fact, or is it? Do do do do, do do do do.

Angelina Jolie Has Bigger Boobs

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:42:42 +0000

Angelina Jolie has been accused of being anorexic over and over again, but this is a first. In Touch says Angelina is still growing in all the right places. Page Six says:

Her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch’s plans for this week’s cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?" To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. "When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos," our source said. The mag says, "The most striking area of Angelina’s weight gain is in her chest.â€

Emaciated implies anorexia or starvation, so how do boobs gain 10 lbs when she isn’t eating? Probably the same way In Touch claims she’s pregnant when she’s not. If Angelina had found something to make her boobs grow 10 lbs overnight without surgery, women from all over the world would be at her doorstep following her like the second coming of Jesus. I don’t pay that much attention to Angelina these days, and I would if her boobs had grown bigger. In fact I’d be writing about her all day, and I’d have a new category called "boob watch."

Christina Aguilera is Growing

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:31:16 +0000

Christina Aguilera may not want to admit it publicly, but she is…well I’m just gonna say it…she’s pregnant. I’m not sure how she made her boobs look smaller than her belly. My theory is duct tape and bungee cords. Unlike Nicole Richie who looks like a pregnant troll, Christina is beautiful, even when she’s not smiling. If she adjusted that lipstick a little she could make it look like she’s smiling, just like clowns do.

Courtney Love Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:05:23 +0000

Courtney Love has poured barrels of drugs and alcohol into her body, and now at 43 years-old her body is literally falling apart. If your boobs can touch your belly button it should be a rule to wear a bra. I’ve seen perkier breasts on a zombie chick. She could do a public service message for drugs, naked. Seeing Courtney naked is bad enough, but just think how horrifying it would be for the blind who have to touch her to see her. The horror, oh, the horror.

Jessica Simpson is Drunk and In Shape

Hollywood Grind — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:37:36 +0000

Jessica Simpson jogged so the cameras could capture her boobs bouncing in slow motion at multiple angles in her new movie Major Movie Star. Another blockbuster for sure.

While drinking in front of the Navy recruiting office on her break a young man approached her. The young man said, "May I join you?"

"That depends," she said.

"Depends on what?" He replied.

"Noooo!" She said with a slur, "Hand me that depends. I’m too drunk to get up and go to the bathroom."

The Weatherman and the Giant Boob

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:57:56 +0000

Chris Allen, on WBKO in Kentucky, took the bait when a giant boob from an earlier story ended up on his monitor. Chris succumbed to the power of the breast. He licked, sucked, and tweaked that boob until there was a nip in the air.

Antonella Barba Nude Blow Job Pics Fake?

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:35:08 +0000

Antonella Barba from American Idol became even more famous on the Internet than Britney Spears less than a week ago when pictures surfaced of Barba allegedly giving a guy a blow job. What does Barba say? Nothing so far. American Idol say they won’t allow her to comment until she is either off the show, or finishes the competition. Last night MSNBC reported this story, but did not give Hollywoodgrind.com the proper credit for photos used, instead they blurred out the Hollywoodgrind.com water mark. It’s unethical journalism like that, which has resulted in massive layoffs at NBC, but I digress. See the blow job pictures here.

Barba’s friend says the blow job pics are not of her, but all the other pictures are. The nude pictures her friend confirms are here. There are some inconsistencies, like the shape and size of the breasts. Although it does look like Barba, because of the breasts, the pictures would have had to be taken a few years ago. It’s a tough call, but I’m inclined to believe Barba if she says it is not her in the pictures, but so far she’s not allowed to do interviews.

Barba needs someone to help her turn this incredible popularity into a career. She’s definitely a hottie.

You can download the entire set of pictures here.

The Star Ledger reports below:

Photos of Barba topless, hands covering her breasts, and on the toilet, appeared on the Internet just as she emerged as a semifinalist on television’s top-rated show earlier this month. Over the weekend, racier photos materialized, including several shots of a beautiful brunette performing a sex act on a man who is not identified.

Her best friend and fellow "Idol" auditioner, Amanda Coluccio, said the tamer shots are of Barba, including a full-length shot of Barba naked, covered with rose petals, taken for a calendar she made for her boyfriend of several years. But the lewdest of the bunch, she is certain, are not Barba, a Red Bank Catholic High School graduate who had been studying architecture until she got her break on "Idol."

"They were meant to be seen by one person and one person only," Coluccio said at her Holmdel home. "The really bad ones aren’t her. I’ve studied them. It’s not her nose. She’s never had (acrylic nail) tips in her life. She’s the least slutty person I know."

"Idol" producers won’t make Barba, or any of the semifinalists, available for interviews until after they are ousted. But Coluccio, who speaks with Barba daily, says they believe someone from Catholic University broke into her computer and posted the pictures.

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