Bobby Brown was on a new CMT reality show called Gone Country. In the middle of the night Bobby started sleep walking right over to his bunkmate, and nearly took a pee on him. Just seeing Bobby coming at ya with his junk out would be enough to give anyone nightmares for life.

Bobby Brown and his rumored girlfriend Alicia Etheridge were snapped at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday. Bobby is busy these days awaiting his fate regarding cocaine charges. Bobby’s latest effort to sue ex Whitney Houston failed, so he’s still broke. If Bobby had a few extra bucks his girlfriend would be carrying an LV bag. It’s no wonder she’s hiding her face.

Bobby Brown still can’t keep his nose clean, and now we know why he sued Whitney Houston for spousal support:. The Boston Herald reports:

Massachusetts State Police are trying to bring a cocaine possession charge against the 38-year-old r & b singer and ex-hubby of high priestess of pop Whitney Houston, according to the men in blue.

A show-cause hearing scheduled for yesterday at Brockton District Court was rebooked for Feb. 19 because Bobby’s new attorney, Stephanie Soriano, a former Suffolk County prosecutor, had a calendar conflict.

Soriano declined to comment on the matter. But that’s her Prerogative. Apparently, the Staties came to the aid of Brockton police on Dec. 1, when they were called to quell a fight at the local Holiday Inn shortly after midnight, according to Trooper Eric Benson.

He said the officers were directed to a 2004 Lincoln Navigator, where Brown, who lists his residence as Encino, Calif., was sitting in the front seat. Benson said police are seeking to charge Brown with a single count of possession of a Class B substance, which the court papers identify as cocaine.

Cocaine was found in Lindsay Lohan’s pocket in jail, yet she was not charged with possession because she said it wasn’t her pants or cocaine. Just say it wasn’t yours Bobby.

Bobby Brown (38) asked his girlfriend/manager Alicia to take him to the hospital after he felt some tightening in his chest and tingling in his arm. He was staying with his father in Tarzana, so he is currently at the Tarzana Regional Medical Center where he will have followup tests for another day. So far all tests are negative for a heart attack. Bobby got so scared he made a video message to give to his family in case he died. Bobby was probably having an extreme anxiety attack. His debts are so big he’d have to work three lifetimes to pay them all. Dying won’t help, because he’s worth less dead. It’s sad. What’s even sadder is seeing a whale dying on the beach, and hearing volunteers saying, "Hold on. Don’t give up. Help is on the way Rosie."

Update: Phaedra Parks, Bobby Brown’s attorney, just made this statement:

"This morning they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack … they attributed (it) to stress and diet."

If Bobby’s heart could talk it would say, "Thanks for the heart attack McDonald’s. I’m lovin it."

Bobby Brown: Model citizen, attentive father, and Renaissance man who just sued his ex-wife Whitney Houston. Just check him out in this clip from the UK interview show 24 Hours With…, in which the host, Jamie Campbell, locks himself in a room with a “celebrity” for 24 hours. (This is the same show that gave us the news item about Bobby Brown thinking Osama Bin Laden wants him dead.) Well at this point, Jamie and Bobby are about 12 hours into their personal time, and Jamie makes a throwaway joke about how he hasn’t tried to make any sexual advances on Bobby yet. Bobby does not find this amusing. At all. So he obviously threatens to “f**k Jamie up.” Twice. It gets pretty intense. I’ve never seen a human being milk that many knuckle cracks out of their hands before. I swear, Bobby got more cracking noises than he has fingers. Impressive. This video would be highly amusing if it wasn’t so utterly terrifying…