Bobby Brown spent two weeks outside of Nashville. Brown, along with Carnie Wilson, Dee Snider, Diana DeGarmo, Julio Iglesias Jr., Sisqo and Maureen McCormack were challenged to immerse themselves in the “country lifestyle." How does a former rock and coke addict go country? By getting down on his knees, I guess. On the show’s finale, airing 8 p.m. ET Friday, March 7, Brown, dressed in black, raised his arms to the heavens, then dropped to his knees and crawled across the floor during an emotional performance of “The Man I’m Gonna Be.” Brown then got back up and said to his castmates:

“I felt like Top Cat. I’ve been through a lot and I wanted to let people know Bobby Brown is still standing.”

Nice touch. The song was really good, and the audience really responded. If you want a country music audience to respond all you have to be is sincere, honest, and straight forward. It would be amazing to see Bobby Brown go country for his music comeback. He already looks like he’s going down that dusty country road.

Bobby Brown was on a new CMT reality show called Gone Country. In the middle of the night Bobby started sleep walking right over to his bunkmate, and nearly took a pee on him. Just seeing Bobby coming at ya with his junk out would be enough to give anyone nightmares for life.

Bobby Brown and his rumored girlfriend Alicia Etheridge were snapped at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday. Bobby is busy these days awaiting his fate regarding cocaine charges. Bobby’s latest effort to sue ex Whitney Houston failed, so he’s still broke. If Bobby had a few extra bucks his girlfriend would be carrying an LV bag. It’s no wonder she’s hiding her face.

Bobby Brown still can’t keep his nose clean, and now we know why he sued Whitney Houston for spousal support:. The Boston Herald reports:

Massachusetts State Police are trying to bring a cocaine possession charge against the 38-year-old r & b singer and ex-hubby of high priestess of pop Whitney Houston, according to the men in blue.

A show-cause hearing scheduled for yesterday at Brockton District Court was rebooked for Feb. 19 because Bobby’s new attorney, Stephanie Soriano, a former Suffolk County prosecutor, had a calendar conflict.

Soriano declined to comment on the matter. But that’s her Prerogative. Apparently, the Staties came to the aid of Brockton police on Dec. 1, when they were called to quell a fight at the local Holiday Inn shortly after midnight, according to Trooper Eric Benson.

He said the officers were directed to a 2004 Lincoln Navigator, where Brown, who lists his residence as Encino, Calif., was sitting in the front seat. Benson said police are seeking to charge Brown with a single count of possession of a Class B substance, which the court papers identify as cocaine.

Cocaine was found in Lindsay Lohan’s pocket in jail, yet she was not charged with possession because she said it wasn’t her pants or cocaine. Just say it wasn’t yours Bobby.

Bobby Brown (38) asked his girlfriend/manager Alicia to take him to the hospital after he felt some tightening in his chest and tingling in his arm. He was staying with his father in Tarzana, so he is currently at the Tarzana Regional Medical Center where he will have followup tests for another day. So far all tests are negative for a heart attack. Bobby got so scared he made a video message to give to his family in case he died. Bobby was probably having an extreme anxiety attack. His debts are so big he’d have to work three lifetimes to pay them all. Dying won’t help, because he’s worth less dead. It’s sad. What’s even sadder is seeing a whale dying on the beach, and hearing volunteers saying, "Hold on. Don’t give up. Help is on the way Rosie."

Update: Phaedra Parks, Bobby Brown’s attorney, just made this statement:

"This morning they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack … they attributed (it) to stress and diet."

If Bobby’s heart could talk it would say, "Thanks for the heart attack McDonald’s. I’m lovin it."