Michelle Williams Puts on a Brave Face

Yes. That’s the story. Michelle Williams has put on a brave face and some f-me pumps.

According to Page Six:

The stunning mother of 23-month- old daughter Matilda sported super high heels for a night out with the girls Sunday. "She looked gorgeous with her sleek bob and seemed happy," said one onlooker. "She was definitely showing it off."

We all wish her well, don’t we? Especially considering she has Heath Ledger’s spit-and-image mini-me to care for day in and day out.

And while we don’t doubt she’s making the rounds with a supportive group of friends, it’s hard to believe that she "seemed happy." Who was that mysterious onlooker? Michelle’s publicist? Her mother?

Because, really folks, when was the last time you saw a picture of Michelle looking anything other than bored, boring, miserable? Smiling? Rarely.

Though, maybe her misery was Heath-related all along.

Now, in addition to hitting Brooklyn bars, she’s probably celebrating with a fun new life filled with ice cream for breakfast, skydiving, laughter, carnies, and 6-inch-high red-soled Christian Louboutins.

Tom Cruise Doesn’t Like Victoria Beckham’s Influence on the Transformation of Katie Holmes

Rumors are flying that Tom Cruise is not happy with the Posh situation and that he and Katie Holmes are fighting about her close relationship with the British swizzle stick.

They say he’s not happy that Katie cut her hair into that cute bob, at the urging of Victoria Beckham. He has said that he prefers long hair.

Apparently he doesn’t like Katie’s new BFF guiding her wardrobe choices, either, and frankly who can blame him. Who wants their wife to morph into a PoshTart?

Tom, make up your mind! You either want a moldable young companion or you don’t.

When she allowed you to start calling her Kate and to provide an escort any time she left the house, you probably thought her receptiveness to direction was "cute" and "handy"…perhaps even "helpful to your career."

Getting all ticked because you’re not the only Svengali in town? Please. Live by the sword. Die by the sword, my friend.

The movers pick up the Beckham’s cleats and corsets Wednesday and they’ll soon be your neighbors. The British invasion has just begun.

Goody! Bet cutie-pie Suri can’t wait.