Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million from Playboy to pose nude together. The Sun says:

"Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it." Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.

Pam just payed off a gambling debt with sex, and now she’s engaged to the guy, and Denise is accusing ex Charlie Sheen of being a pedophile to try to get child support. They both are desperate for cash, and it’s not like they haven’t posed naked before. Thankfully Playboy uses photoshop, which can make an old hag look like a young hottie. Britney Spears reportedly offered to pose nude for Hugh Hefner, but he only offered her $400,000, or maybe Britney offered Hef the money. Britney’s bipolar personality confuses me. One minute her nipples are pointing North and South, and the next they’re laser beams causing planes to crash.

Admit it: It’s hard to get mad at celebrities who lash out at the Paparazzi. Especially when they’re hot women. Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have reportedly reached a settlement with two photographers who had a run-in with the sultry stars last year on the set of their upcoming movie, "Blonde and Blonder."

So the story goes, Richards and Anderson went bonkers on the two paps, calling them f-ing c–ksuckers, scumbags, douche bags, and paparazzi scum. A laptop computer was also thrown from a building, allegedly injuring an elderly, wheelchair-bound woman.

How was this awesome moment not caught on video?! Hopefully someone has it and we’ll get to see it someday.

The settlement details are confidential, but obviously the girls had to cough up some dough. It might have been worth the cash to get to kick a little paparazzi azz, though. Call it a catharsis.