Tila Tequila Gets a Bi-Dating Show on MTV

Without having done porn, yet, Tila Tequila is by far the most popular self declared Internet slut. She has over 2 million MySpace friends. Now she’s taking it up a notch, or down below the belt, with her new show on MTV that will include a lot of girls slobbering all over each other. Tila says:

That’s right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY!

…the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

This show would better if people could call in to vote like on American Idol. I can’t wait to see the behind the scenes show, where everyone who had sex with Tila is in a clinic getting treated for an STD on their crotch, and tongue. I don’t want to burst Tila’s bubble, but another show on STDs and unsafe sex isn’t "television history." They show those on PBS all the time, without the bikinis, pillows, and oil wrestling.

Jolie’s Ex Jenny Schimizu Gives Pitt ‘Lesbian’ Warning

Angelina Jolie’s former lesbian lover has given Brad Pitt pause for thought
after confessing she thinks the actress-turned-humanitarian will return to her
bisexual ways.

Actress Jenny Shimizu insists Jolie’s romance with Pitt won’t last for long
because she will soon crave the love of a woman.

Shimizu, who dated Jolie on and off after appearing alongside the actress in
FIREFOX in 1996, says, "I was her first and although she’s having a baby with
Brad I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and
she was hooked."

Shimizu, who is now dating bisexual British TV presenter Rebecca Loos, admits
she was crazy about the Hollywood star during their passionate relationship,
revealing, "I don’t want to sound like I hustle a**, but, for a while back then,
if Angelina called, I’d drop everything and join her wherever she was in the
world.

"It’s her mouth that made me beg for more - kissing me passionately with those
full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do.

As I said before, Jenny must move on. Jenny already has another lover, who is probably not so happy hearning Jenny send love notes to Angelina through the press. Jenny looks so butch in this pic. She looks more like a man than some men do.

How bout this, Jenny and Brad fight it out on celebrity death match. No rules. Best man wins Angelina.