Bill Gates has been leading the company he co-founded with Paul Allen, Microsoft, for over 30 years. Tom Brokaw sat down and interviewed Bill. He’s lived his dream, which was made possible by the opportunities found in America every day.

Bill Gates was once again one of the keynote speakers at the Consumer Electronics Association (CES) convention in Las Vegas, which began today, and will run until January 10. Bill made a video to commemorate his last full day at Microsoft which included Steve Ballmer, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney , Barack Obama, Al Gore, Steven Spielberg, Hillary Clinton, Bono, and more, but not Connie Chung. Bill walked out of an interview with Connie which effectively ended her career. Maybe that’s why China doesn’t crack down on piracy of Microsoft products more.

Isla Fisher finally confirmed she is knocked up, but didn’t say Sacha Baron Cohen was the father. Here’s more:

“In the beginning I dodged the rumors… I was trying not to be rude, but there’s a time before you’re sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don’t want to discuss it,” she told Movies.com.

And she jokes she also had to find out who the father was: “I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers, and hopefully I’ll find out for sure.”

She should name someone with a lot money as the father, like Bill Gates, George Lucas, or Eddie Murphy. A woman these days has to have goals, and a baby if she wants to have a life of luxury. Go ahead, hate on me, I need the attention.

Isla is a beautiful girl, and I’d be happy to say I knocked her up, but I don’t want to embarrass her since I’m not rich, even though I am ridiculously handsome.

How did Emmy Rossum end up with this hunk? At first I thought he was wearing nerd make-up, but when I noticed his pasty white legs were whiter than his white shorts, well that’s when I knew he’s the real thing. It looks like he’s modeled for those crazy teeth you buy on Halloween to scare your friends. Emmy is no shallow Hal, unless this guy is hung like a horse, or rich like Bill Gates. At first she probably puked a little in her throat when he asked her out, but when he started doing push ups with no hands, she was sold.

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