Brad Pitt and Bill Clinton were in New Orleans to bring attention to the need to rebuild New Orleans. Who is helping people outside New Orleans? Are the white folk getting help too?

Last week Bill Clinton slept through a Martin Luther King speech, and he even showed so much interest that he checked his watch. Later he backtracked on scathing remarks he made about Barack Obama.

Bill Clinton regarding Barack Obama:

“First of all, the facts I said were absolutely accurate, but I do think I was a little too hot. I had gone through a year of watching [Hillary] being attacked by the other side. She was called untruthful, manipulative, all those things they said. And she’s my wife and I love her. I also think she’s a great public servant and I didn’t think it was fair. I think the people that told me to chill out were giving me great advice.”

Bill loves his wife, but just doesn’t want to sleep with her.

Bill on sleeping during speech:

“I had had three hours sleep two hours in a row, and it was hot and I had to sit there for four hours. The truth is, even when I was younger, I would’ve had a hard time going two nights on three hours of sleep both nights, and sitting in a hot church for four hours. I woke up when Shirley Franklin popped me and I thought I gave a good talk there.”

When you check your watch, it means your bored. Maybe the guy making the speech could have done something to help, like bring the fire and brimstone, and perhaps a little funk.

Bill Clinton was in Las Vegas campaigning for Hillary this weekend. There was a national gay softball tournament going on with close to 500 gay athletes. Bill did not have sex with that man.

Angelina Jolie has been fired by St. John according to OK! Magazine:

“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina," a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. "The people that wear St. John just didn’t relate to her.”

St. John’s collections are largely comprised of conservative suit outfits and are wardrobe staples of women such as Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton.

Using Angelina probably wasn’t a good idea. Only 90 lb. anorexic girls could fit into the clothes modeled by her, so sales were slow. Angelina got the news she was fired, then attended a conference on global education at the Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting. Bill Clinton was as happy to see Angelina as a McDonald’s big mac. He kept inviting her back to his private suite, but she was a hard sell, even though he raised his white flag several times. Ever since his heart bypass surgery, Bill’s white flag only raises half mast, and Angelina never does anything halfway.