24/Sizzler has gotten reports that Keanu was dining at hot spot Il Sole on Sunday night with a…wait for it…WOMAN! Say it ain’t so! Did they check for an Adam’s Apple?

The 42-year-old star, who says he wants to get married, was “romancing a woman,” a hopeless romantic spy tells 24Sizzler.com. Keanu made no secret of his dinner date, sitting in open view on the patio, reports the spy, smoking cigars (who knew he’s a cigar aficionado?), and supping on pasta with his date.

Perhaps he was sizing her up as a possible red carpet date for the premiere next year of his film The Night Watchman, which he’s currently fiming in L.A.

Last year Keanu told Parade magazine, “I want to get married. I want to have kids. That’s at the top of the mountain. I’ve got to climb the mountain first. I’ll do it. Just give me some time.”

Movie execs are gonna love my new idea for a Keanu biopic: Bill and Ted’s Next Adventure: Brokeback Mountain."