Without having done porn, yet, Tila Tequila is by far the most popular self declared Internet slut. She has over 2 million MySpace friends. Now she’s taking it up a notch, or down below the belt, with her new show on MTV that will include a lot of girls slobbering all over each other. Tila says:

That’s right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY!

…the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

This show would better if people could call in to vote like on American Idol. I can’t wait to see the behind the scenes show, where everyone who had sex with Tila is in a clinic getting treated for an STD on their crotch, and tongue. I don’t want to burst Tila’s bubble, but another show on STDs and unsafe sex isn’t "television history." They show those on PBS all the time, without the bikinis, pillows, and oil wrestling.

Vanessa Hudgens is 18 years-old and she can do what she wants, unless Disney has other ideas. TMZ confirmed the nude picture HG posted earlier today is indeed 100% REAL. Here’s more:

A naked photo of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens has been making the rounds on the Internet and TMZ can confirm that it’s real.

In a statement to TMZ, Hudgens’ rep says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." The National Enquirer was the first to report of the photo’s existence, and it has since surfaced on various blogs across the net.

Hudgens, 18, is dating her "HSM" co-star, Zac Efron.

When female stars begin to age some of them debate whether to take their careers to a new level by allowing for a movie scene that includes nudity. Vanessa jumped the gun. However, she does have a whole other side we haven’t seen yet, so stay tuned…

Want to see the nude pictures? Click here. If you prefer the tame bikini pics click here. Below are more pictures that fit the description in the National Enquirer.

Even though she was far away on a beach in Alicante, Spain in a bikini, 4’8" Eva Longoria has done something science could not, she made my gay friend straight, which is a relief because he was more touchy feely than a blind gay man. Many people don’t realize Eva doesn’t use tanning lotion or oil, she uses Canadian dark amber maple syrup, which gives her that perfect tan and makes her taste sweeter too.

Lauren Conrad from The Hills was filming in her bikini on a beach. Life is so hard for those girls from The Hills. E! Online’s Answer B!tch provided a ball-park estimate of reality star incomes, including Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag from MTV’s series The Hills:

Well, Lauren "L.C." Conrad does get to operate ongoing hot war with Heidi Montag in the pages of Us Weekly every week, free of charge. If that’s not a fine compensation, I don’t know what is. Oh, wait. Yes, I do. How about an estimated $10,000 to $25,000 per episode? That’s the general industry range for top reality stars such as Conrad, Montag, wannabe K-Fed or Spencer Pratt.

A reality star is what a spoiled pretty girl becomes when she’s too lazy to make an honest living as an escort.