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Danielle Lloyd is a Brave Blond

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:45:19 +0000

Danielle Lloyd launched the Ski Republic website yesterday in London, while braving the cold weather. On Saturday Danielle was making a fitness DVD when she walked right into a hot light. A witness said:

â€œThe technician was a true hero. Without his prompt action she could have suffered hideous burns. She owes her continued good looks to this guy.â€

After tearing off Danielle’s burning clothes, and smothering the flames with his naked body, the technician brushed himself off and thanked her for the best day of his life.

Britney Spears Parenting Coach Upset

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:49:54 +0000

Britney Spears managed to regain visitation rights with her kids over the weekend by finally cooperating with the court-appointed parenting coach. And, surprise, things went to shit. On Monday the coach submitted a â€œdamaging reportâ€ to the judge, and once again Britney’s ability to see her kids is in jeopardy, according to an Us Weekly source:

The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that â€œ[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,â€ the source says.

â€œBritney’s often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids [Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1] and has a hard time focusing,â€ the insider adds. â€œShe is adamant that she doesn’t have to listen to anybody – that it’s her way or the highway."

The coach is requesting that any further visits must occur in her office:

â€œShe doesn’t want all the distractions, whether it’s the paparazzi or whatever else is going on. Britney needs to focus on improving her parenting skills and prove that she really wants these kids.â€

Parenting coaches can sometimes be people who are in a position of authority, who have no control in their own lives, so they satisfy their need by controlling other people using their position as a parenting coach. This is also common in health care workers. Britney is like a wild horse. If you want to break her, then you’ve got to ride her hard. If the parenting coach doesn’t have the staying power, then let someone else have a try.

There’s more … The backup dancers who shamed themselves by appearing with Britney Spears during her infamous MTV Video Music Awards performance apparently have never been paid by Britney.

A source says they have yet to be fully compensated for their work leading up to the September 9 event. â€œThe dancers were paid for the actual show and some of the rehearsals, but not all of them,â€ an industry insider tells Us. The problem may stem from Spears’ being dropped by her management agency, The Firm, on September 17.
â€œHer management usually pays the dancers,â€ explains the source.

If you ask Britney about those dancers she will say she doesn’t recall, but if you ask her about her last Big Mac she will get that hypnotized look and start to drool uncontrollably. Maybe the parenting coach should dress the kids as Big Mac. On second thought Britney might eat them.

Jennifer Aniston is Bald

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:45:22 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is apparently obsessed with keeping her crotch as bald as a baby. Star magazine says:

"She’s neurotic about bikini waxes," reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the "Friends" set every other week to work on the actress. "She’d even call when there was no hair to wax, and she’d insist on having it done – literally making me wax off peach fuzz. She’s phobic about extraneous, stray hairs – especially around her bikini line. She’ll even tweeze them."

If she isn’t dating anyone, then what’s the point? I heard Michael Jackson got electrolysis so his hair wouldn’t grow back. I’m not sure if the waxing or the electrolysis is more painful, but I think I’d rather be dragged by a run-away-horse than have anyone ripping or burning hairs off my crotch. I’ve got my bush under control even though it’s natural. Right now I’m trying corn rows.

Victoria’s Secret Angels Naked

Hollywood Grind — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:49:16 +0000

The Victoria’s Secret Angels got naked for the Vanity Fair November issue. Naked in this magazine is like bikini naked, where you see most of them naked, but for the parts you really want to see, you have to use your imagination. My imagination is picturing the Victoriaâ€™s Secret Angels serving me food and drinks, giving me a massage, and changing the television channels for me since I lost my remote. Click the thumbnail below to see the HQ image.

From left to right: Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Adriana Lima.

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias in a Bikini

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:54:14 +0000

That title is a little deceiving, Anna Kournikova was in a bikini, not Enrique Iglesias, but the gays probably love him more now that I put that fantasy in their heads. You’re welcome. Enrique is rumored to have an itty bitty teenie weenie, but apparently he’s just oozing with romance. Why else would a hottie like Anna stick around? I used to help people quit smoking, which is how I met many of my girlfriends. Boating looks like a safe activity, but I don’t take my girlfriends anyplace where there is toe tapping, clapping, or finger snapping. Why? I might lose them. You see, to keep my girlfriends under my spell, I use a combination of charm and hypnotism.

Danny Bonaduce throws Jonny Fairplay – Video

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:12:48 +0000

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Last night at the FOX Reality Really Awards Danny Bonaduce was jumped on by Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay who is 33 (aka Jon Dalton), so Danny threw him off. Danny had to get up onto the stage and let Jonny know he was being booed because he sucked. Not knowing how to save himself he jumped on Danny who had both arms at his side, and started humping away. Naturally Danny dumped him on his face. Jonny filed a police report alleging Danny threw him, and knocked out his teeth. If that guy came running at me I would have held my arm out straight and let him run into my fist of steel. Personal space is about 3 feet from a person. Just try jumping on the next person you see when they aren’t expecting it, and see what happens. No, really, do it. It’ll be fun. Just ask cry baby Jonny.

Officer April Harding told the AP that Jonny (Dalton) stated, "Dalton said he went to hug him and then when he did that, Bonaduce … threw him over his shoulder … and Dalton fell to the ground." He forgot the part about jumping on Bonaduce and humping him. Danny said, "I’m sorry he got hurt."

America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says on her blog, "Danny Bonaduce Kicks Johnny Fairplays a$$, because of ME!" From the pictures she looks like a doctor, or a scientist, or someone really smart. Wait a second isn’t she running for President? No, on second thought, maybe she’s the girl always holding Fred Thompson’s hand during photo ops. Gosh I love girls that show up to black tie events in bikinis.

Kristen Bell in a Bikini

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:47:34 +0000

Kristen Bell will play Elle on Heroes this season. She’s supposed to have super powers that have something to do with electricity, and another one that requires pulling her finger. Seems like Kristen’s character Elle and water shouldn’t mix, but then they threw in a bikini, and BAM you’ve got a tasty margarita. I’d like to see her in another movie like the Academy Award winner she did in 2001 called Pootie Tang, only more water, soap, and fake doctors giving breast exams.

Christina Aguilera is Growing

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:31:16 +0000

Christina Aguilera may not want to admit it publicly, but she is…well I’m just gonna say it…she’s pregnant. I’m not sure how she made her boobs look smaller than her belly. My theory is duct tape and bungee cords. Unlike Nicole Richie who looks like a pregnant troll, Christina is beautiful, even when she’s not smiling. If she adjusted that lipstick a little she could make it look like she’s smiling, just like clowns do.

Nicole Richie Pregnant in a Bikini

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:21:53 +0000

Here are more pictures of Nicole Richie in a bikini in Hawaii. Nicole looks just like the girls I’d see at a swimming hole in the deep south. All the girls there wore bikinis, and although most were under the age of 16 and pregnant, the rest looked pregnant even though they’re not, because in the deep south 17 is considered old. If Nicole chained me to a bed post and gave me the choice of having sex with her, or chewing off my hand, I’d chew off my hand, and learn to masturbate with my other hand.

Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:55:58 +0000

Ever since the naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens hit the Internet more stories of her sending nude pictures to other guys have surfaced. Here’s the latest:

…Ms. Hudgens, the perky-breasted, eighteen-year-old star of High School Musical, are actually stills from an autoerotic sex-video she made for Nickelodeon star Drake Bell two years ago.

According to THEM Weekly, Ms. Hudgens’ sex video, coyly entitled Open Me First, was made â€œas a gag Christmas giftâ€ and emailed to Mr. Bell, who denies ever seeing it.

â€œDrake never opened the video-first, last, or otherwise,â€ said a representative. â€œHe learned his lesson about opening email attachments, even from people he knows intimately.â€

Those who have opened Open Me First-forty-five seconds’ worth of footage apparently filmed with a cell phone camera-were treated to a nude Ms. Hudgens sitting spread-eagled in front of a Christmas tree. She is wearing a Santa hat, Christmas gift tags about the size of silver dollars for pasties, and a red, mistletoe-decorated thong.

Does anyone think Vanessa would be stupid enough to make a sex tape, let alone take nude pictures of herself? Well, at least the sex tape is fake. Vanessa should work this new sexy image. Right now she should be signing up to do all kinds of movies that take advantage of her sexiness. She doesn’t have to get naked, she’s done that, all she has to do is tease the audience with her sexiness. It pays better than dancing with Unicorns, and walking a yellow brick road.

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