In more recycled rumors The Mirror is reporting Beyone is pregnant, and married to Jay-Z:

A source claims Beyonce is trying to keep her pregnancy a secret. "Beyonce is giving nothing away. She’s always been close to her parents and open about wanting a large family of her own one day." The source also claims Beyonce and Jay-Z were secretly married in Paris last month. "Beyonce and Solange have been brought up with strong Christian beliefs. Part of that belief is to be married before having children."

If Jay-Z and Beyonce got married, the wedding would be as big as her hair. It’s not something anyone would miss. If Beyonce were pregnant, all anyone could talk about is how nice and big her breasts are getting. The couple are not married, and Beyonce is not pregnant. Jay-Z appears to be keeping Beyonce at arm’s length until he is ready for marriage and a family.

Contrary to prior reports that the 40/40 Club had not passed inspection, the Las Vegas club opened on schedule as expected. Jay-Z and Beyonce came dressed up all glamorous. Beyonce’s sister Solange Knowles (pictured left below) came in a dress very similar to Beyonce’s, and they may have been wearing identical wigs. Someone better keep a close eye on Beyonce, I just know Solange wants to knock her out and take her place.

Beyonce stripped to sell jeans for her new fashion label House of Dereon. How do those jeans look when your butt isn’t as big as Beyonce’s? To see the rest of the boring pictures click here.

Beyonce is working that pole hard. Oops she forgot something. Beyonce and Ashanti have something in common, they both shave. Click the image below for the uncensored NSFW picture.

Beyonce joined up with the country band Sugarland (editors note - sugarwho?) last night at the American Music Awards, and it was every bit as awkward and horrible as you might imagine. The Sugarland singer said:

After their performance, Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles told the Associated Press, "We were face to face, and there were a couple times when (Beyonce) was looking at me and I was blushing because I thought I was going to turn to stone in her beauty. She is so grounded.”

Maybe that Sugarland chick should get her head out of the gutter, and quit staring at Beyonce’s brown sugar tits. Beyonce appears to be sticking to that maple syrup diet she brags about. Her butt is now bigger than Kim Kardashian’s.