L’ Oreal is in the middle of a photoshop scandal. In their ads they made Beyonce look like a white girl. Did Beyonce approve her look in the ads?

Beyonce Knowles launched her new B’Phone at the Samsung Experience Store in New York City the other day. Did they ever stop to think that B means other things besides Beyonce? The news was so earth shattering I didn’t report it the same day the news broke. Also happening that day, world hunger was declared world diet plan, and aids was cured with vitamins and exercise thanks to Tom Cruise. Here’s more:

“The Beyonce-branded B’Phone is a special edition Samsung UpStage SPH-M620 Sprint-mobile phone. It will be available in gold and burgundy colors, preloaded with a Beyonce-styled start-up screen, exclusive pictures and video clips including a song sung by Beyonce when she was 10.”

You can get the B Phone at Wal-mart stores starting November 4th. I’m going to sleep in that day.

A guy named Bruce Briggs painted this picture, and he says:

This portrait has generated a lot of buzz. It exudes femininity at its finest. She graces the canvas with the perfect blend of innocence and sexuality.

A lot of people are saying she looks like Beyonce Knowles. I have no comment.

If this is supposed to be Beyonce, she should be livid. Bruce, who calls himself the Airbrush King and celebrity portrait artist, misplaced her nipple. It’s a good thing he’s not a plastic surgeon, or a nuclear power plant operator like Homer Simpson.

Two unsuspecting people got burned at a Beyonce Knowles concert. Here’s more:

Two people who were injured when pyrotechnics went awry at a Beyonce Knowles concert last night received a surprise emergency room visit from the singer herself.

The accident happened Sunday night, just as the R&B star’s concert began. A spokeswoman for Scottrade Center did not return phone calls seeking comment, but broadcast reports said pyrotechnics meant for the stage accidentally spilled into the front row.

Two concertgoers were taken to Barnes-Jewish Hospital. Spokeswoman Kathy Holleman would not release their names but said the injuries were minor. Both were expected to make full recoveries.

Soon after the concert, Knowles, 25, showed up unexpectedly, said Darryl Williams, head nurse at the hospital.

"She was just very concerned about the people injured in the audience," Williams said. "It was unannounced and we kept it very low-key so that she could spend time with them."

Knowles met with the fans for about 45 minutes.

Beyonce is more concerned about a lawsuit than anything else.

Beyonce may have all the time for her music, but according to one fan, she couldn’t take the time to sign his autograph for at least two seconds.

Paul Stillwell began to resort to drawing to deal with his mother’s death, painted a portrait of Beyonce on the cover of her ‘Dangerously In Love’ album which took him 80 hours to finish. When he learned that the Dreamgirls star was at the Wembley concert in London, Stillwell visit the country to meet the singer and asked her to sign his autograph, but instead, she’d decline.

"I traveled 100 miles to London and waited outside her hotel for five hours. … When she came out I showed her my painting and said, ‘Beyonce, will you sign my painting?’ She said, ‘No, sorry,’ and walked away".

The artist claimed that he was devastated when Knowles walked away after she disregard his request. "I was devastated, as the painting took me over 80 hours to paint and I had put my whole heart and soul into it. I was shocked that she wouldn’t take two seconds of her time to sign her name on it," he added.