Tawny Kitaen Sues Ex Over Missing Money

From the steamy temptress in the Whitesnake video to a woeful stint on "The Surreal Life," Tawny Kitaen’s life has taken quite a turn. And it continues to get worse, with TMZ revealing that an ex-boyfriend of hers may have stole millions from her.

According to a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court and obtained by TMZ, Kitaen hired a forensic handwriting expert to analyze her financial and real estate records when she became suspicious of her ex Philip Cyburt — and Tawny claims the analysis proved what she had been thinking all along; "a betrayal of the most personal in nature."

In the suit, Kitaen claims "she never imagined this seemingly honest and caring man would slither into her life only to rob her of over three million dollars during the course of their four-year relationship."

Tawny also claims that Cyburt, a loaded real estate executive, sold properties she owned in West Hollywood, Newport Beach and Los Angeles and routed the profits into his personal accounts. Kitaen also claims that he then repurchased the real estate at a higher price with her cash.

Not that we don’t believe her, but some might say she could have more luck looking somewhere else for the missing money…like up her nose.

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Marry Lesbian Lover

The New York Daily News is sharing the juicy correspondence revealed when Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace account was compromised. Someone with exclusive access exposed the contents to the press.

Apparently one of [the 75 friends with access] gave the magazine access to "heated" exchanges between Lohan and her openly gay deejay pal, Samantha Ronson. Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, "Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!"

Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: "Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you."

Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.

"Go to bed babe," she wrote to her pal late one night.

"I love you. - [signed] Lindsay Ronson."

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Sapphic love or not, didn’t you learn that you should be careful who you surround yourself with? Isn’t Samantha Ronson the one who sold you out to the paparazzi before you headed to rehab.

Sure, we’re happy to hear that you’re done with drug-and-whore fan Calum Best? But, what about the hot young Lamas? He seems like a nice boy.

If you’re going to go down this road, why not be a little more selective and pick a nice lesbian with your interests at heart? Have you tried Match?