Paris Hilton was out with Benji Madden again on Wednesday, and she was wearing a shirt with her face on it. It’s from her new clothing line. Would you buy it?

Paris Hilton was at the launch of celebrity stylist Kim Vo’s Salon lat The Mirage in Las Vegas last night. Paris was wearing a ring with Benji Madden’s initials on. Benji’s initials are B.M., which also stands for Bowel Movement. When Paris was asked what the ring meant she said, "It means what it means." Okay then, it means she loves a good Bowel Movement. Who doesn’t?

This is a picture of Benji Madden from La Plata High School’s Spirit Week in 1995. Benji and Paris Hilton could practically be sisters.

Benji Madden moves as fast as his brother. Paris Hilton is already included in shots with Benji’s crew. On their blog reads this caption:

Nice little family photo here. the man to the far right is our good friend, well more like family BEN BALLERRRR, he never comes out so its amazing that hes even in this picture. and we got the wonderful PARIS and Mr Benjjjjjjji and tal and boss of all bosses DJ PAUL from three 6 mafia….

By summer Paris could be shopping for baby clothes.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were caught shopping at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills. The pair have been trying to avoid showing any affection in public, but it looks like Paris have finally given in. There’s a rumor that Benji gave Paris a ring from Tiffany’s already. That’s good for one hand holding in public.

Paris is going to have her own reality show again, minus Nicole Richie. A source says:

"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust. The new show is going to be full of good chick drama, and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life."

This is starting to make sense now. Paris dates Benji, and pretends like she is going to settle down and have babies with him, like Nicole did with Benji’s twin brother Joel. The only thing real about Paris is that she’s a complete fake.