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Nicole Richie Suns Her Buns

Hollywood Grind — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:25:36 +0000

Nicole Richie is in Hawaii experiencing some of the wonders of pregnancy, a boyfriend who follows close behind, and the walking farts. She brought along her iPod so she could listen to the sounds of the ocean. Nicole is careful to shield herself from the sun with a makeshift tent, since other beach goers complained the reflection from her belly had caused them to experience third degree burns. Joel Madden hasn’t sat down once since Nicole got pregnant. He’s afraid once he does, she’ll realize he’s not her assistant, and fire him.

Natasha Lyonne Shows Off Her Beach Body

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:02:00 +0000

There are few things that can make a day at the beach better than the smell of cigarettes and cheap booze, the site of sweaty rolls of fat, and Natasha Lyonne. I need to stand up and unbutton my pants. Things are getting really tight in there.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon Hookin’ Up

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:18:39 +0000

According to the New York Post, Pamela Anderson has been keeping at least near-naked company with Rick Salomon. Ewwww…

She could do so much better. Sure, she has bad taste in men, but the girl is looking good as evidenced by the pics of her frolicking on the beach that are making the rounds on the Internets.

At least, she looks good if you don’t look too closely. Some of the pics look like "before" examples for a sun-damage reversing laser treatment.

But, there’s no denying that her body is still slammin’.

Which is really good news, because nobody will be looking at her face in the inevitable sex tape that will surface if these two continue their liaison.

Remember, Ricky boy is Paris Hilton’s former flame and co-star in her infamous sex tape.

With their combined experience, Pam and Rick are sure to make a fortune shilling their naked escapades. No lawsuits if they’re in cahoots!

Lauren Conrad is Overpaid

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:39:07 +0000

Lauren Conrad from The Hills was filming in her bikini on a beach. Life is so hard for those girls from The Hills. E! Online’s Answer B!tch provided a ball-park estimate of reality star incomes, including Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag from MTV’s series The Hills:

Well, Lauren "L.C." Conrad does get to operate ongoing hot war with Heidi Montag in the pages of Us Weekly every week, free of charge. If that’s not a fine compensation, I don’t know what is. Oh, wait. Yes, I do. How about an estimated $10,000 to $25,000 per episode? That’s the general industry range for top reality stars such as Conrad, Montag, wannabe K-Fed or Spencer Pratt.

A reality star is what a spoiled pretty girl becomes when she’s too lazy to make an honest living as an escort.

Jenna Jameson Loses Two Giant Body Parts

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:08:24 +0000

Queen of Porn Jenna Jameson is hanging up her whips, chains, and black mamba vibrators. According to Us Magazine, her retirement will include other business pursuits, such as a Hollywood biopic, a comic book and a clothing line, which are due out next year. The next phase of her life also includes downsizing, as the adult film star had her breast implants removed a few weeks ago. She probably has to wear ankle weights just to keep from flying away.

Here is part of her interview with Us:

On why she had her implants removed:
â€œWhen I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but Iâ€™d wear high-necked clothes â€“ unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why donâ€™t I be who I am and get my real ones back?â€

On how removing the implants changed her:
â€œEven for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighterâ€¦before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!â€

On how she felt postsurgery:
â€œEcstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasnâ€™t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.â€

On whether sheâ€™s done with porn forever:
â€œYes. A hundred percent.â€

On who will play her in a movie about her life:
â€œI would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.â€

On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
â€œI had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: â€˜Iâ€™m coming home to brand new boobies.â€™â€

I’m thinking that the mirror in Jenna’s home must be like one of those weird distorted circus mirrors that makes you look totally different than you actually appear. Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, and Sienna Miller? I mean, I’d like Angelina Jolie to play me in my biopic, but I’d also like a million dollars and Santa Claus to be real. But then I wake up.

Sienna Miller Topless

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:53:23 +0000

I don’t know if being a whore is a requirement to be a celebrity, but it sure seems to help. I’m not even sure what Sienna Miller is famous for, except maybe sleeping with Sean Combs (Diddy). Sienna was flashing her boobs on the beach in Ibiza, Spain, and they look good. This brings me to a personal thought about genetic disabilities. Scientists are hoping that they may be able to cure some disease by turning some bad genes off, but other genes may be activated in the process. I wouldn’t mind if girls like Sienna were cured of a horrible disease, and in the process became genetically disabled so they could not stop themselves from walking around topless everywhere. Click the images above to see the NSFW pictures.

Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:06:59 +0000

Hayden Panettiere running around in a bikini on a beach may not seem like news, but she’s a hot 17 years-old cheerleader from Heroes, and there are a lot of men out there waiting for her to turn 18 so they can slap her around with their hairy beer guts. I didn’t put all the pictures up but I can summarize them:

Photos 1-2: HP leaves trailer and is happy to see she’s famous as is indicated by the paparazzi (even if it is only one old creepy looking guy).

Photos 3-4: HP starts wondering why the paparazzi guy is wearing a raincoat and why he’s holding the camera with one hand.

Photos 5-7: HP calls her agent about the paparazzi guy, "yeah, he’s really starting to creep me out.."

Photos 8-9: HP tries to ignore paparazzi guy

Photos 10-13: HP is told that she should be able to see the police car any second now

Photos 14-18: "FOR GOD’S SAKE, GET OUT OF THERE!!!!"

{sigh} Reminds me of my first date…

Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage and Her Ankle Bracelet Make the Rounds

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:32:19 +0000

We can only tell that this is Lindsay Lohan and not Dina Lohan because we’ve seen other pictures of her in this dress. Which reminds us that we need to make a note, if you’re going to parade all over town, showing off the newest in scofflaw monitoring, you might want to think about shoes compatible with your anklet.

Is anyone else concerned about Firecrotch’s premature aging? She could easily pass for 35 and the "Coca-Cola" isn’t helping. You don’t really believe it’s just soda in that can, do you?

We know that the ankle bracelet is an alcohol-sensor thingee. But, c’mon, that thing is completely voluntary — a ploy conjured up to reassure the public and potential employers that Lindsay’s appearances at parties and whirlwind jaunts to Las Vegas in no way indicate that she isn’t serious about her sobriety.

She’s serious, see! She’s wearing an ankle bracelet!

Oh…you want to see the reports? Er…

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