Demi Moore is 44 years-old, and she still wants to be in her twenties. Who doesn’t? Demi isn’t getting the roles she wants so she’s speaking out against Hollywood. Here’s more:

"It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife."

Her ex-husband and the father of her three children, 52-year-old Bruce Willis, has appeared in 13 films, including the action thriller Live Free Or Die Hard.

Miss Moore, who once commanded an estimated $12 million a film, told Red magazine she wanted to overturn the belief that juicy roles should not be given to older actresses. "If we are told we are not valuable once we hit 30, it is a problem," she said. "We all have more to give. We can’t just wait for something to happen. We have to say, ’I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more’."

I’m taking Hollywood’s side. I don’t want to see sagging breasts in sex scenes, and lifeguards on Baywatch with butts that drag in the sand. Hollywood may be the land of make-believe, but aging is real. Demi married a younger man so she could try to stay young herself, but at some point she needs to start acting her age, in real life and in the movies. The report goes on to say Demi spent over $500,000 on plastic surgery to keep herself looking young. Father time doesn’t take bribes, he takes your youth, and gives you wisdom in return. If Demi is frustrated because she can’t get parts meant for younger actresses, then I don’t feel sorry for her at all. Actors play real people on screen, and if you’re 44, then you play a 44 year-old, or at least an age that fits you. It’s true that Bruce Willis is still in action movies, which are a heck of a lot of work for a 52 year-old, but the movies don’t present Bruce as a twenty or thirty year-old action hero. In Bruce’s movies he’s his own age. Unless Demi discovers the fountain of youth, she’s either going to have to take roles meant for women her own age, or give up acting altogether.

If Demi does get a role meant for a twenty or thirty year-old I hope it’s a comedy. At least that way when people laugh, she’ll think she did a good job.

TMZ posted this pic of Baywatch babe (?) Pam Anderson partying at a beach house in Malibu on Sunday. She looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet…and sticky. When fellow guests tried to hose her down, she thought it was an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. In reality, it was just an attempt to keep her from sticking to the furniture.

Pamela Bach isn’t taking her loss in the custody battle for her kids lightly. David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife recently lost custody of the former couple’s two teenage daughters to The Hoff, despite the Baywatch star’s tragic and hilarious drunk video that has taken over the Internet.

The former Mrs. Hasselhoff is reportedly in the process of firing her lawyer, Debra Opri. Does that name ring a bell? It should, because Opri was the lawyer who represented Larry Birkhead in the famous custody battle over Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. As you may recall, Birkhead fired Opri also. Does anyone like this Opri woman?

Meanwhile, Bach is looking into hiring K-Fed’s divorce attorney instead. Best of luck with that, Pamela.

David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife must be in pretty bad shape if the courts gave him sole legal custody and primary physical custody of their teen daughters.

What? You haven’t seen the video one daughter made of the drunken Hoff? Around here, we call it "Her Cry for Help."

Now TMZ has posted footage of a proud Hoff out on the town with a buxom date mere hours after his inexplicable family court victory.

At this rate, news of a Baywatch reunion and a Knight Rider movie, all featuring Hasselhoff in his bloated, plastic-surgery-poster-child glory is surely nigh.

Of course, we won’t have much time to enjoy it, as the locusts and plagues will soon follow.