Luana De Faveri (31) is an Australian barmaid who plead guilty, and was fined, for "crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend’s nipples." Police said crushing beer cans between her breasts is a breach of hotel licensing laws. A local police superintendent said:

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises."

This barmaid is my new hero. Sure Superman can leap tall buildings, run faster than a speeding train, and catch a bullet between his teeth, but crushing beer cans between two large healthy breasts tops it all.

Demi Moore was in New York City over the weekend. Demi looks really old in this picture. It’s like looking at grandma’s nipple and bare breast. Ewwww. If this turns you on then you need to be locked up for Elder abuse. Gosh my eyes burn now.

Click here for the NSFW grandma nipple action…

Antonella Barba has risen to great popularity with pictures that went from, "oh those crazy kids," to "Oh dear," to "Holy sh*t!." Pictures of Barba on the toilet, with bare breasts, to giving a blow job nude have surfaced, has everyone wondering if she will get booted off American Idol. Scandal is what makes stars these days. If you’ve never seen Barba sing, you can see her now to judge for yourself if she has what it takes to be a singer.

Ryan Seacrest got slammed in the video by Simon Cowell, and was notably hurt by the cutting comment. All the judges said that Antonella’s song choice was too difficult for her vocal skills. Simon said, "it was like Ryan doing the news." That caught Ryan by complete surprise.