Bai Ling has posed topless for Photographie Magazine. Bai is 37 years-old, and look at those nipples and breasts. She’s still hot. Chinese food = perky breasts, and a delicious meal.

Update: Wikipedia sucks sometimes. They have her age listed as 46, with a birthdate of October 10, 1961. Pffft. Her real birthdate is October 10, 1970, which makes her 37.

The pictures below are NSFW.

Despite being on-the-rag, and unable to find a pad, Bai Ling still showed up to the set of The Gauntlet, which coincidentally is a horror movie being shot in China. An FYI for the men. If your girlfriend shows up looking like this, run, run like the devil is chasing you, because the devil is chasing you.

Bai Ling was spotted outside club Area in Los Angeles on the Fourth of July and told paparazzi she had gotten married in Las Vegas earlier that day to Damon Elliot, the son of singer Dionne Warwick. Once Bai started her crazy dancing, and Damon tried to look like he didn’t know her, it was obvious the marriage was either a joke or headed for a quick annulment.

Bai Ling was spotted showing off her dance moves at Club Play for porn star Mary Carey’s birthday party last Friday. Bai probably has friends like mine. I say "I can’t dance," and they say, "nobody cares how you dance, it’s a party, just have fun," then they stand back and laugh. Sadly a midget comes in to dance with Bai, and she’s starts sexing him up. I’m waiting for her publicist to release a statement saying she forgot to take her meds, or she took too many.

For the second time in 2 years Karl Lagerfeld has held the Chanel show in the United States. This time the show was held at a hanger in the Santa Monica airport. During the show two planes came in and out of the hanger. The attendees were the usual talentless stars who have the money to be able to afford Chanel, and need the publicity. Much like Bai Ling’s constant appearances at every event possible despite a terrible acting career, Lindsay Lohan is also at any event that might have a camera.

You gotta give Karl credit, especially at his age, he dresses great, and makes ya look. He’s kinda like a vampire. I’m not a big fan of the driving gloves, and naturally Lindsay got her own. Below Lindsay is with her boy toy, despite all the fights they’ve been having, at yet another party. The last two are of Lindsay after visiting her Beverly Hills hair stylist. Her hair looks incredible. She must have seen someone other than Ken Paves.