Halle Berry Gets Death Threats

Halle Berry had to hire security after receiving death threats against her and her fetus. Here’s more:

Berry, who is three months pregnant, has received letters at her LA home from an anonymous sicko. One said she and her child would be "cut into hundreds of pieces". Halle, 41, who has a white father and an African-American mother, is expecting her first child with white Canadian model Gabriel Aubry. A source close to the actress said: "Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure." Police are investigating the threats.

Just because Halle is part black that makes the threat racist? The person who wrote the article probably wrote the letter to Halle while listening to Ice Cube’s Death Certificate on their iPod. I can think of a few suspects that might like to have themselves an oreo cookie baby such as Britney Spears, Kirstie Alley, and the bad boy from Sesame Street … the Cookie Monster.

Nicole Richie Postpones Wedding to Joel Madden

Less than six weeks after finally publicly admitting that she is indeed pregnant with fiance Joel Madden’s baby, Nicole Richie has reportedly decided that she has too much going on to get married just yet.

The "emotionally and physically exhausted" excuse is being bandied about yet again.

What if it was all just a big ruse to shorten her jail sentence?

A big fake-baby conspiracy of trapeze dresses, empire waists, push-up bras, and bad posture.

Any day she could announce, "You’ve been Punk’d America!"

But, if there really is a baby, may we suggest eloping?

This old-fashioned response to getting knocked-up requires much less planning, so it’s much less "exhausting."

Imagine! You could even be married BEFORE the baby is born.

Just a thought, Nic.

Halle Berry Is Prego!

Breaking News! TMZ is reporting that Halle Berry’s new movie has been scrapped due to a tiny bun in her perfect oven.

TMZ has learned that producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film "Tulia" have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film’s star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!

A source close to the production tells us Berry, 41, who is currently dating hottie model Gabriel Aubrey, was set to star in the movie about the drug and racial profiling scandal in Tulia, Texas. The film, which was scheduled for a 2008 release, was to be directed by John Singleton and also starred Billy Bob Thornton.

We’re told the project has not been shelved entirely; producers may decide to pick it up at a later date.

We’re assuming that the wee one is Aubrey’s, which means Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will have some competition on the baby front. If ridiculously good-looking people keep procreating, we’re going to have some sort of uber-celebrity race on our hands. On the day of the baby’s birth, the doctor will probably reach in there to pull it out, only to be greeted by rays of sunshine, doves, and roses, as classical music plays and the skies part and people lay down their arms. Seriously.

Bridget Moynahan Doesn’t Give Her Baby the Brady Name

People Magazine has reported via her publicist that Bridget Moynahan is "thankful for a healthy baby and is excited about being a mother." She’s so thankful, she decided to forego making the wee one part of the Brady Bunch and, instead, chose to endow him with her own surname. The boy’s full name is John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Oh Shiznap! You just know Tom Brady is not happy about that.

I bet he went home and cried in Gisele Bundchen’s lap for…oh…about a minute. Then he realized that he’s a ridiculously rich, handsome NFL quarterback who is dating a smokin’ hot supermodel. Then he cracked a beer and turned on Sports Center.

Jenny McCarthy’s Amazing 34-Year Old Beach Bod

Jim Carrey might be known for his zany sense of humor, but girlfriend Jenny McCarthy appears to be dead serious about her body. TMZ posted this photo of her on a recent vacation with Jim in Hawaii. McCarthy has admitted to using Weight Watchers to help her lose the baby weight she gained after having her son. Can you imagine being an overweight, suburban mom who can’t fit into her size 14 jeans and this skinny beeyatch shows up? I’m surprised they didn’t beat her, tie her up, and force her to eat a gallon of Chubby Hubby.