Audrina Patridge and Justin Brescia (Bobby) had a big public fight at Los Angeles nightclub Opera which ended their relationship. This was all caught on camera just as The Hills script called for. Audrina says:

"I caught him doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and it was just the last straw."

Her words read like those from a script. A The Hills source says:

" He (Bobby) was making out with a red-headed girl right in front of Audrina, and when she confronted him about it he laughed in her face."

You see, drama, suspense, stupidity, just like on The Hills. To hightlight how stupid this whole scripted relationship was Audrina says:

"I don’t feel like he’s giving it all. I’m always there for him no matter what, and sometimes I don’t feel like it’s mutual."

Then a The Hills source makes her look like a fool saying:

"Whenever they’d go out, he’d ignore her. He would never return her calls, never ask her on dates."

Sounds like something Lauren Conrad would say. I expect to see another report coming soon where Lauren just admits she’s the one who thinks Audrina acts like a dumb Heidi Montag.

Billionaire Sir Richard Branson launched Virgin America’s three daily flights between San Francisco and Las Vegas yesterday. Richard had his hands all over all the hot female celebrities. He picked up Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra, but just put his arms around The Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, which is like shaking their hand after a date. After all the hottie handling Richard dropped 407 feet off the roof of the Palms in Las Vegas. The wind was really strong so it pushed him into the building bruising his butt and cutting his hand. He limped away from the stunt. It could have been worse. He could have caught his nuts on a rusty nail, or slept with Pamela Anderson, then spent the rest of his life and fortune trying to cure the incurable STDs she gave him.

There are few girls more worthless than those from The Hills, but when Audrina Patridge, or any of them flashes their crotch, even covered by panties, it’s worth talking about. The other girls better step up their game. Audrina is way ahead of the pack. Now all she needs to do is start getting drunk every night, addicted to drugs, pregnant, and start neglecting her future kids, and she’ll have X17 following her around filling her tank every time she runs out of gas.

This is Audrina Patridge (22) from MTV’s The Hills. Directors from the show are careful to keep a life guard on duty in the event that Audrina ventures too far out into the water. She doesn’t know how to swim, and right now she can’t afford a pair of life preservers, which are commonly referred to in Hollywood as fake boobs.