Katie Holmes and Suri are still in Germany where Tom Cruise is still making his Hitler assassin movie. Katie and Suri are pictured here saying goodbye to Katie’s father, Martin Holmes, at the airport. Martin Holmes is a divorce attorney.

Suri is going to be a big star someday, but her parents don’t want her to be trouble. To make Suri looks cuter she now holds a red headed doll that isn’t as pretty as she is. To keep the boys away Suri has a boy’s haircut. To insure her future success her father is a rich Hollywood movie star. To make sure she can handle the stress her mother is a robot who is programmed to obey. To make sure guys don’t marry her for her money, her grandpa is a divorce attorney. And so Suri can see where she’s going, Suri eats carrots.

Just one more person in Britney’s sad, pathetic life is hightailing it away from Crazyville. And this one’s gonna hurt, as it’s her longtime attorney Laura Wasser. TMZ reports:

Sources connected to her divorce case tell us, Wasser is about to resign as Spears’ attorney. The disso-queen, who has repped scores of stars including Angelina Jolie and Nick Lachey, sealed the deal on the divorce late last month. Now that the divorce is done, Wasser is done.

We’re told Wasser has put Spears in touch with other lawyers who could help the singer in her ongoing custody battle with Fed-Ex, but Spears has become so reliant on Wasser she doesn’t like any of the alternatives. There’s probably good reason — with Spears flipping out before our eyes, it’s pretty amazing Wasser was able to get a 50/50 custody split in the settlement.

It’s probably only days before Sean Preston loads Jayden James into his mini Escalade and drives away, leaving his mom in the Cheetohs dust.