Foxy Brown (28), aka Inga Marchand, aka chocolate rain of terror, was sentenced to 1 year in jail after a string of arrests, assaults, and probation violations. With really good behavior she could get out of jail in 8 months. Brown is currently pregnant, and may give birth while in jail. I feel sorry for the baby. Here’s more:

The judge found Brown had left the state without permission; had moved her residence from Brooklyn to Mahwah, N.J., without permission; had failed to notify the department of an arrest in Mahwah; had failed to report to probation officers, and had dropped court-ordered anger management sessions with a psychologist. Brown also was accused of hitting a woman with a cell phone on July 30 when the pair fought over the music volume from Brown’s car stereo.

Just before the hearing began, Brown, asked the judge for yet another chance at freedom and promised to straighten out her life. Judge Jackson had jailed her Aug. 22 to await the hearing.

"I’m willing to do whatever I need to do to change," Brown told the judge. She said she had made a lot of mistakes. "I realize that’s not where I want to be. It’s humbled me in ways I never imagined."

The judge replied, "Ms. Marchand, it’s too little, too late. I’m glad you’re learning something; that’s a positive, but I’m not going to give you any more chances. I hope you turn your life around and never again have to stand in a court of law."

Everyone was shocked when Brown said, "I take back my apology your honor."

The judge’s said in astonishment, "I thought you were taking responsibility. Why would you take back your apology?"

Foxy smiled and said, "Your ruling doesn’t count your honor. You didn’t say ’Simon Says.’"

On Wednesday Jude Law was arrested after allegedly attacking a photog outside his home in London. Law denied the allegation on Wednesday. The incident occurred after Law presented a lifetime achievement award to Michael Caine at a Tuesday night ceremony organized by GQ magazine. The photog gave this statement to the Daily Mail:

“I was at a bus stop near Jude’s house but I wasn’t taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag. He was by himself when he recognized me and started accusing me of being a pedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. I was shocked at his behaviour.”

Back in April of 2006 Jude did the exact same thing to another photog in Los Angeles, California:

After threatening the photog (”I’ll have you up for pedophilia!”), Law questions the camera-man about filming his kids, and the camera-man claims he didn’t realize he was filming them. Law then appears to slap the camera, saying, “Look in your f***ing camera!”

“You don’t film my f***ing children!” Law says again before hurling a few more obscenities, then leaving.

Last time I checked pedophiles hung around places where children play like playgrounds, and Internet chat rooms, not outside Jude’s house. How does he know pedophiles are even attracted to his kids? Besides, what respectable pedophile would want to date his kids when their dad is always assaulting them before they even get to the front door?

Oh…the life of a superstar. Never a dull moment.

Brad Pitt, at the Venice Film Festival promoting his new Jesse James movie, was viciously hugged by a fan overcome by lust.

We certainly hope his security guys are fired. Or that he at least gives them a stern lecture on the dangers of allowing young women to launch themselves at your hunky boss and latch around his neck.

At least Pitt seemed to remain calm. A lesser man would have thrown down his Sharpie and demanded an immediate beat down of the frenzied crowd.