Have you seen the cover of Vanity Fair with Bruce Willis still acting like he’s in his twenties? That was then, and the picture below is now. VF wanted a romantic boat ride with Bruce fishing alongside his ex Demi Moore and her new hubby Ashton Kutcher. It takes a really tough guy to sit there fishing all alone, tugging on his erect pole over and over while his ex sits in the lap of a guy 20 years younger, and that guy has his hand on your ex-wife’s butt. It’s like this is Bruce’s life all summed up in one symbolic picture.

Demi Moore is rumored to be pregnant. Demi and husband Ashton Kutcher have said they want a baby, but can she really have a normal baby at 44? It’s a risky endeavor.

Moore’s representative said, “If or when Demi is pregnant, she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public.”

Ashton is holding a press conference on Friday to promote his new NBC show ‘The Real Wedding Crashers’ but has already announced he will not answer any personal questions.

An email said, “Questions will be taken from in-person journalists as well as from press on the phone. “Please do not ask Ashton Kutcher any ‘personal’ questions.”

Demi, 44, said recently, “I most definitely want to have children with Ashton. Most definitely. Once you hit three, and you’re outnumbered, it’s really like, What’s the difference between three or four or five? For me, the most important thing that I’ve contributed is my children.”

Ashton, 28, is close to his three step-daughters, Rumer, 18, Scout, 15, and Tallulah, 12, and has also expressed his desire to become a father.

If the rumor is true, let’s hope the baby is born healthy, and better looking than the other three.

Justin Timberlake was high on marijuana when he made an emotional appearance on Ashton Kutcher’s prank show Punk’d in 2003.

The My Love singer was tricked into believing his possessions were being taken by the Internal Revenue Service, and appeared to be on the verge of tears.

The 26-year-old star has previously admitted that while recording his solo album Justified, he regularly smoked marijuana.

When asked about his bewildered appearance on Punk’d he explains, "I’ll give you a little hint on that Punk’d thing. That was back in my first-album creative days.

"That’s why I looked the way I did, if that makes any sense to you."

When asked by Entertainment Weekly magazine if he was high during the prank he laughingly replies, "Incredibly. Yeah, that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed.

"As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don’t do that anymore!" That’s called being scared straight.

Rumer Willis is an impressionable teenager, and she ought to be home studying rather than out partying with the likes of Lindsay Lohan – or so says her pillar-of-authority stepfather Ashton Kutcher. A "source" tells Life & Style Weekly (via MSNBC) that "education is very important to Ashton, and he’s afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying." But, says L&S, Rumer isn’t listening to her 28-year-old stepdaddy. "Rumer can’t stop gushing about how cool Lindsay is. [She] feels honored by Lindsay Lohan’s attention."