Ashton Kutcher needs to come up with better ideas to punk the paparazzi. This prank had Lisa Rinna (44), who is married to Harry Hamlin, kissing some young guy without a shirt on a balcony. Later the guy washed his mouth out with soap. I could come up with much better pranks than this, but I don’t think the celebrities would be willing to go along. Most of the pranks would involve a camera, olive oil, and … well you get the picture.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore celebrated Ashton’s 30th birthday with a party at Socialista in New York City. The bartender however, had Hepatitis A that night. Around 700 to 800 people are being urged now to get gamma globulin shots by the Department of Health. The guest list that night included Bruce Willis, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli. Gwyneth was just in the hospital for an emergency a few weeks ago, so this really is the last she needs right now. If you at at the Socialista on February 7, 8, or 11, then you’ll need to get a gamma globulin shot.

In case you don’t already know, Hepatitis A is spread by putting something in one’s mouth that has been contaminated with traces of fecal matter from an infected person. Symptoms include jaundice, fatigue, abdominal pain, nausea, and diarrhea. If untreated any type of Hepatitis will cause liver damage, which is the reason for the jaundice. Jaundice is when your skin, and the whites of your eyes, turns yellow from the liver damage.

This is birthday Ashton will never forget. Let’s hope this isn’t a bad sign.

When Ashton Kutcher started dating Demi Moore back in 2003, everyone was waiting with baited breath for Bruce Willis to go berserk on the kid, but that never happened. Instead, thanks to advice from Will Smith, the Moore-Willis-Kutcher clan became one happy family, with Bruce even joining the couple on family vacations.

Bruce (52) and Ashton are fooling around in this picture when the two joined Demi (45), and their three girls last night for an early birthday celebration for Ashton, who turns 30 on February 7, at Campanile in L.A.

Tadpole-loving Demi Moore embarrassed Cougars the world over by showing up to Zac Posen’s fashion show with this shiny red clarinet case masquerading as a purse.

That thing screams "trying too hard."

What’s she carrying in there? Madonna’s purple penetrator?

Wonder what Ashton will think about that.

Because People Magazine has probably had about as much of an a$$ full of Britney and LiLo as the rest of us have, they found it newsworthy to feature some excerpts from Ashton Kutcher’s upcoming interview in Harper’s Bazaar…including this quote:

"Make sure the look isn’t too matchy-matchy," he cautions. "Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you’re planning to carry. If your bag works with your outfit, so will he."

Ashton is probably Demi’s perfect accessory…every woman needs a good douchebag.