Style, Through the Eyes of Ashton Kutcher

Because People Magazine has probably had about as much of an a$$ full of Britney and LiLo as the rest of us have, they found it newsworthy to feature some excerpts from Ashton Kutcher’s upcoming interview in Harper’s Bazaar…including this quote:

"Make sure the look isn’t too matchy-matchy," he cautions. "Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you’re planning to carry. If your bag works with your outfit, so will he."

Ashton is probably Demi’s perfect accessory…every woman needs a good douchebag.

Angelina Jolie Tops Most Expensive Celebrity Photos

Forbes released their list of Most Expensive Celebrity Photos:

1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s first photos - People - June ‘06 - $4.1 Million
2. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s wedding - OK! - Oct ‘05- $3 Million
3. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding - OK! - July ‘07 - $2 Million
3. Larry Birkhead with daughter Danielynn - OK! - April ‘07 - $2 Million
3. Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt’s adoption photos - People - March ‘07 - $2 Million
6. Anna Nicole’s wedding to Howard Stern- People - Sept ‘06 - $1 Million
7. Britney Spear’s son Sean Preston’s first photos - People - Nov ‘05 - $500,000
7. Angelina and Brad’s first photos as couple - Us Weekly - April ‘05 - $500,000
7. Angelina Jolie’s first visibly pregnant photos - People - Jan ‘06 - $500,000
10. Anna Nicole Smith’s son hours before his death - InTouch - Sept ‘06 - $400,000

Source: Forbes

Angelina Jolie made more than any other celebrity, taking 4 out of the 10 spots, 3 out of 4 of those pictures were due to interest in her children. It’s wrong to make big bucks selling pictures of your biological and adopted children when you’re already very rich. Jolie only started making the big bucks once she started dating Brad Pitt, and already had two adopted children. Brad has been good for Jolie’s career.

The worst mother award goes to Anna Nicole Smith however, for selling pictures of her dead son showing him just hours before his death. A real mother would never betray her son like that.

Notably not listed is how much, if anything, was paid for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pictures of baby Suri.

The best father award should go to Tiger Woods who revealed pictures of his daughter Sam Alexis to the world for FREE.

Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard-A Match Made Only in Hollyweird

WTF!? That’s all we can about this photo. The only way anyone MIGHT know who Dax Shepard is is from the brilliant show that was Punk’d, so we can only think (and hope) that this photo of him with Kate Hudson (and the story behind it) are a sign that the show is coming out on DVD. I half-expected to see Ashton Kutcher’s goofy mug in the background.

C’mon Kate, say it ain’t so. Although I do give him four stars for those abs, which is, coincidentally, how many he gives himself based on his tattoo.

Plastic Surgery Consultation or Quickie Cosmetic Treatment for Demi Moore?

Here’s Demi Moore, snapped, allegedly, after a two-hour visit with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. That photo is pretty fuzzy…

Besides, this is news?

To the people who are surprised: did you think she was just drinking from Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth?

Or do you really believe the Cougar Creed: the younger the man, the younger you look.

We should have known Demi had been getting some tweaks. We’d just commented on how fresh-faced and terrific she’s been looking, even standing next to youthful hubby Ashton Kutcher.

People Glosses Over Reports that Madonna Snubbed Janet Jackson

People. com has a little story about the excitement at NYC hotspot Butter the other night. Other outlets (including Page Six) claimed that Madonna notably shined Janet Jackson on, while partying with a number of famous friends.

Of course, it could be senility. Madonna is looking pretty haggard lately.

People is reporting this:

Madonna, Janet Jackson, Shakira, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and others were living it up in the club’s swank banquettes.

Looking comfortable in her créme getup with suspenders hanging at her waist and her hair in a ponytail, Madge made a grand entrance – accompanied by three bodyguards. During her 30-minute visit, her hit "Like a Prayer" was piped over the speakers. Around the same time, Jackson strolled in, looking slim, with her hair pulled back tightly into a pristine bun.

So, it’s established that Madonna and Jackson arrived around the same time.

Then, People details the activities all of these superstars, except Miss Jackson, as well as the movements of Penelope Cruz, David Blaine, and Tony Parker. (What? No Guy Ritchie or Gary Coleman?)

The story ends with: "At around 2:45, the group checked out, continuing their party at Bungalow 8."

Though there’s no actual mention of Madge ignoring the Rhythm Nation artist, one can infer that "the group" that went on to party at Bungalow 8 did not include Janet.

Let’s be charitable and venture a guess that Janet declined the invitation hoping to avoid catching that mysterious "old lady"/zombie arms disease.

Read it for yourself.