January Jones used to date Ashton Kutcher, who didn’t have any confidence in her, but now she’s a star thanks to Mad Men. Jones said:

"The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting," she says. "He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So f*ck you! He only has nice things to say now, if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated."

This isn’t the kind of girl a guy would want to bring home to meet his mother, and Ashton practically married his mother. You can tell Jones is insecure about her star status, because she likes to name drop a lot.

Ashton Kutcher made a video complaining about noise from construction on his neighbor’s home next door, which he expected to garner a lot of fan support from. Instead he got a lot of criticism about how he was spoiled, and how he doesn’t appreciate the good life he has. Ashton, who has recently been showing his immaturity, spoke out again:

"a brief retort to the critics
Current mood: chipper

140 characters works for some things. Sometimes you need more space. I would like to address the spin factories around the world. Over the last week my posts on twitter have received a lot of attention. I have not begged or pulled or asked for any of it. Let me set a few facts straight

1) I do not think that going off on my neighbor was a horribly offensive thing to do. I have been woken up every morning for the last four months by hammering and construction on a structure that is very close to our property line after being told the land was being purchased to build a park. Yes, there may have been a more diplomatic way to do it and maybe broadcasting it for the net wasn’t the wisest choice. My father is a contractor my step father is a contractor. I grew up hiking shingles to the roof of houses and driving nails at 7 am for a living. I have absolute compassion and understanding for the workers. I do however have a job that sometimes forces me to work into the night (sometimes the movie business requires that) and occasionally I like to sleep past 7 am. Yes I live a very fortunate life and for that I am very greatful, I do however work for a living. I have a family that I support and a company that I run daily. And I cherish the 4 to 6 hours that I sleep a day.

2) I didn’t "chuck beverages" at the construction workers. They were very happy to see us and laughing at the whole ordeal. I asked them if they wanted something to drink and they said yes. I thought that it would be a nice gesture. I am sorry if some found this offensive. But I know that the workers loved it.
3) I don’t feel that my distain for the unwarranted attack on my step daughters by a blogger I will not name is out of line at all.

4) I don’t smoke marijuana and any statement to the contrary is a lie. I simply feel that Michael Phelps is entitled to his privacy. The kid made a mistake (he is only human) and anyone who has been in the public eye knows the magnification of minor missteps can be blown way out of proportion. Yes he is a role model and a great one at that. But I’m sure that in his lapse of judgment he wasn’t thinking, "boy I hope the whole world can see this so that kids everywhere can copy me." And truth be told, if they went out and trained and worked as hard as he has to reach the great heights of success in their careers I wouldn’t hammer them about a slip up either. And in kind I would like to retract any negative statement that I made about the kid who published the pic. I’m sure he/she wasn’t in a sober head space while taking it or publishing it for that matter (you are the company you keep). I leave perfection to the creator of this great universe and wouldn’t assume that duty on any human being.

5) I find it exceedingly disappointing that the press coverage of my wife and my blog posts have not included the philanthropic pursuits that we have adopted and encourage. Our intention in becoming more active on the web has been with the effort to connect to the community in an effort to create a greater bond with the amazing fans that we have adopted over several years. We are sharing our lives our thought our ideas and yes our faults with the hope of using connectivity and oneness to build a greater unity and take down the walls that divide us. We have dedicated ourselves to building a coalition to abolish 21st century slavery and are smart enough to know that we can’t do it alone. But truth be told we are having fun connecting with people and if we are to be defamed for doing so, so be it. We aren’t publishing news. We are sharing with a community of people that are sharing back with us. So I only ask that you don’t take our conversation out of context and please stop printing half truths in the media so as to drive up your user consumption and sell more ads on the content that you claim to be news."

Celebrities acting like children is news worthy, but not a lot of people care, however it is something people remember. Perhaps Ashton should make note of that fact.

Ashton Kutcher is very upset that his neighbor is having a house built right next to his, and that construction on the house starts at the legally allowed time of 7:00 am.

We suggest starting a new project, and going to work early, before the hammering starts. We know Demi is in bed early, because she needs that beauty sleep for her aging body. Join her.

Life is so hard for Ashton.

Click the link below to see the video of Ashton’s neighbor rant.

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Ashton Kutcher was on Tyra Banks show Monday talking about his much older wife Demi Moore. Ashton said:

"I think the most beautiful quality that she has is just her capacity to give to others. She’s always thinking about somebody else….The first moment I recognized her beauty was just listening to her talk to her daughters, my stepdaughters over the phone. The compassion she shares. To me was breathtaking. It was the first time I realized how special she was in that moment…"

Nauseating. Demi must really need someone to worship her, which is why Bruce Willis, movie star that he is, just wasn’t working out.

Ashton Kutcher had one good idea, Punk’d, but now he’s out of ideas. In March he launched Pop Fiction, which was originally Anna Nicole Smith’s idea, which is a celebrity version of Punk’d. Now Ashton wants to do a Punk’d movie. Can’t he think of anything else?

I’d be willing to bet that Punk’d the movie will look a lot like Borat.