Hugh Hefner Wants Olsen Twins for Playboy

Hugh Hefner has tried to get Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to take their clothes off for Playboy before, but they rejected his offer. Now he’s trying again. The Olsen girls are worth $1 billion dollars these days due to their success in the fashion industry, so it’s hard to imagine they’d pose for Playboy unless they really crazed attention. The girls have said no again to Hefner’s offer. It’s not really bad news though. I for one am not sure if I’m ready to see the skeletons underneath those bizarre, but expensive, clothes.

The Trollsen Twins

The fur loving Olsen twins have become the new target of PETA. The group has dubbed the Olsen twins, The Trollsen Twins, or Hairy-Kate and Trashley. The representation is so true to real life. The group even created a web site here where you can interactively bash the Olsen twins. Oh yeah, and there’s even a link where you can buy stuff. Yeah, the group is making money off the Olsen twins. Ever wonder how many people actually wear fur? I’m willing to wager it’s a very small number, and most of them are extremely rich, or are rich celebrities.

Min Hyorin and Shinbi Woori want to be Korean Olsen twins

Min Hyorin and Shinbi Woori want to become the Korean equivalent of Hollywood’s Olsen twins. Even though these two girls are not biologically related, many believe they are actually twins. At the Mnet KM Music Festival event, comedian Shin Dong Yup could not hide his surprise when he saw these two together.

Min Hyorin and Woori will travel to 10 different cities in 7 different countries to film a show titled Korean Olsen Twins, which features fashions and trends of each city. Korean Olsen Twins will air on Mnet January 2008.

Will Mary-Kate Olsen, who is in the hospital with a kidney infection, and Ashely Olsen, sue Hyorin and Woori for trademark infringement? Maybe, and maybe not.

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen Not Dating

Lance Armstrong says, despite his daughter taking Ashley Olsen to show and tell the other day, “Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”

Sheryl Crow was reportedly unhappy about Lance and Ashley dating. She said on her blog, “Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life … is none of my business. Nor would I ever comment on it.”

The age difference alone between Lance and Ashley makes it unlikely they would ever seriously date. Sleep together maybe, but nothing more than that.

Lance’s Daughter Brings Ashley Olsen for Show and Tell

Lance Armstrong’s daughter brought his new girlfriend Ashley Olsen to school for show and tell. These two are really getting serious. Imagine if they got married, and Lance’s daughter and Ashley could share the same clothes like sisters. Radar reports:

One of the part-eunuch biker’s young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation. Yes, daddy’s lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl’s Texas school. "Celebrities do this all the time," the source said.

Those writers at Radar really focus on the important aspects of a story like testicles and breasts. I wonder if they realize Lance had, and beat, testicular cancer. I’ll bet once they find out they’ll feel guilty they called Lance a "part-eunuch biker." Lance is not a biker, he’s a bicyclist. Gees.