Ashley Kaufmann Speaks

Ashley Kaufmann, and her mother Kristi Kaufmann, gave an interview for The Insider. It’s only a teaser, but Ashley, who looks just like Michael Lohan, said she doesn’t want to see him, but she’d love to meet Lindsay Lohan. Duh.

If the paternity test comes back positive, then Michael and Ashley might need some 1 on 1 counseling to help them build a father-daughter bond.

Kristi is trying to play it off as though the whole public debacle is Michael’s fault, but it seems to be more about money than anything else. Especially since neither Kristi, nor Ashley, really want anything to do with Michael.

Ashley Kaufmann Wants to Sing Like Lindsay Lohan

Either someone at MSNBC reads HG, or rumors travel faster than the speed of light. MSNBC is reporting that Michael Lohan’s alleged daughter, and alleged half-sister of Lindsay Lohan, wants a recording contract:

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly trying to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Earlier today I floated the idea that if Ashley were determined to be Michael’s real daughter, that Dina would want Ali Lohan and Ashley to make a record together. Looks like a lot of people already see where this is all going.

Daryl Kaufmann, husband of Ashley’s mom Kristi Kaufmann, said today the family did not sell the pictures of Ashley to tabloids, but only put her face out there to get Michael to pay child support. What are they going to say about the recording contract rumor?

Michael Lohan Will Sue Kristi Kaufmann

Michael Lohan has been trying to sell the results of a DNA paternity test, when they come back from the lab, which will determine if he is the father of 13 year-old Ashley Kaufmann. A source said:

"Michael wanted 50k if the paternity test came back positive and 20k if it came back negative. "He’s ridiculous!"

All the magazines have passed on the offer, but OK! paid for the test to be done, but has "no interest" in buying the results.

Michael said if the result is negative, the results will be released immediately. If the result is positive, he will take the time to speak to his children about it, face-to-face. Then he will release the information to the media. He is adamant that his children hear from him first.

Michael also said he will sue the mother, Kristi Kaufmann,for libel and defamation of character if the paternity test result is negative.

Kristi, who waited 13 years before demanding money from Michael, has been selling pictures of her daughter to magazines even though she said she wasn’t going to. If Ashley turns out to be related to the Lohan clan, I can just imagine Dina suddenly getting Ashley and Ali together to record an album.

Ashley Kaufmann is Lindsay Lohan Sister

Kristi Kaufmann has already sold the story, that her 13 year-old daughter Ashley Kaufmann is the child of Michael Lohan, to both In Touch Weekly, and OK! magazine. It’s less about Michael, and more about the possibility that Ashley could be the sister of Lindsay Lohan. Kristi talked about the affair she had with Michael:

"It went on for about 4 weeks. He told me he was separated from Dina. He told me about Lindsay’s Jell-O commercial. He took me to meet his parents. We were in love."

It seems very odd that Kristi would want a baby so quick with Michael, even though he was still married. *cough* whore *cough*. Did Michael agree to have a baby, or did she say she was on birth control.

Michael took a DNA test yesterday, so we’ll have to wait to find out for sure. Michael said he took the DNA test after finding out more about Kristi’s past. *cough* whore *cough*.

Dina Lohan said:

"We’re shocked."

Michael said:

"I haven’t spoken to Lindsay or my other kids about it yet. When I get home to New York, I’ll discuss it with my kids. I love them. I’m sorry for them finding out like this."

Kristi adds:

"Many times I offered to do this privately so the other Lohan kids wouldn’t be hurt, but Michael would not live up to his obligations."

Yeah, because Michael is broke. Hahaha. Kristi got knocked up by a loser, but hey, at least she’s getting paid for her story.