Showbiz Tonight did a nice story on Famous for Nothing Stars, like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Heather Mills, and even the hooker Ashley Dupre. These guys really reinforced an excellent point that none of these people can sing, dance, or act professionally, in other words, they have none of the talent by which true celebrities are measured by.

Yesterday Lauren Conrad complained that US Magazine misrepresented how she felt betrayed, and stabbed in the back, by Brody and Audrina. Lauren even blogged about it. The funniest part is that Lauren may have a show, which isn’t likely to last much longer, but she acts like she can bite the hand that feeds her by lashing out at a tabloid. Ha ha ha!

The public is just itching for an escape from our own lives, so we flock to these talentless stars, and real celebrities, through movies, blogs, magazines, and even reality TV shows. It’s part of the current culture. Famous, even if for nothing, means some quick cash.

Ashley Dupre, the hooker the screwed Eliot Spitzer, appears to have been only 17 years-old when she made a Girls Gone Wild video for Joe Francis. Her lawyer, Don Buchwald, says Ashley’s birthday was April 30, 1985, and the footage was shot between March 13 and March 20, 2003, making her 17.

Head guy at Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis, says even if she was 17, Florida and Federal law permits her to be filmed in any state of undress … as long as she consents and there is no "sexual contact." Joe says there was "no sexual contact."

Joe also says Girls Gone Wild has a "corporate policy" not to use girls under 18, and so they have "delayed the release of Ms. Dupre’s n*de footage on the Internet and are investigating the matter."

Better to be safe, than in jail, right Joe?