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Angelina Jolie’s former lesbian lover has given Brad Pitt pause for thought
after confessing she thinks the actress-turned-humanitarian will return to her
bisexual ways.

Actress Jenny Shimizu insists Jolie’s romance with Pitt won’t last for long
because she will soon crave the love of a woman.

Shimizu, who dated Jolie on and off after appearing alongside the actress in
FIREFOX in 1996, says, "I was her first and although she’s having a baby with
Brad I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and
she was hooked."

Shimizu, who is now dating bisexual British TV presenter Rebecca Loos, admits
she was crazy about the Hollywood star during their passionate relationship,
revealing, "I don’t want to sound like I hustle a**, but, for a while back then,
if Angelina called, I’d drop everything and join her wherever she was in the
world.

"It’s her mouth that made me beg for more – kissing me passionately with those
full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do.

As I said before, Jenny must move on. Jenny already has another lover, who is probably not so happy hearning Jenny send love notes to Angelina through the press. Jenny looks so butch in this pic. She looks more like a man than some men do.

How bout this, Jenny and Brad fight it out on celebrity death match. No rules. Best man wins Angelina.

Here’s the latest RUMOR:

In news that may not be as shocking as once claimed – Angelina Jolie has
decided to dump Brad Pitt after the baby is born a published report claims.

The reason – she just can’t stand his jealousy anymore.

Patricia Shipp along with Mike Walker gives the blockbuster details. Guess who
is in the middle – Colin Farrell.

Here’s the report according to the Enquirer.  There has been another blow up
with the couple – this time it reportedly happened when Brad Pitt found out that
Jolie had been secretly corresponding with actor Colin Farrell.

"It’s basically over between Brad and Angelina," says a friend of the
couple.  They can’t agree on anything – even where to have the baby."

Once Brad confronted Angie over her e-mails with Colin – she told him that if
he couldn’t trust her – perhaps they shouldn’t be together, the report details.

Brad eventually backed off – but the damage was done.

There reportedly was never even a meeting with Angie and Colin, according to
the story in the weekly magazine – but still the seeds of doubt appear to be
planted in Brad.

And worse – the story claims Jolie is concerned that Brad is too jealous.

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Angelina Jolie is gigantic! Katie Holmes is full! Jennifer Anniston is empty! Gwyneth Paltrow is deflating! Get your copy of Uterus Weekly on news stands today.

A rarely seen sexy picture of Jennifer Anniston is in the picture gallery for your viewing pleasure after the jump…

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Jenny Shimizu has further enlightened the world on her lesbo affair with Angelina Jolie, adding that she was doing Angelina while while Angelina was married to Johnny Miller, and he even joined in.  That would be hot, except for the fact that Jenny doesn’t do guys, so I can just imagine Johnny watching, and asking, "hey, when do I get a turn?"  Here’s more from Jenny:

"She was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying ‘Breast!’ ‘Thigh!’ encouraging her to kiss every part of me. She was so eager to please. It was such a turn-on looking down at her gorgeous naked body as I showed her how to make love to a woman."
Soon Angelina was calling shots, too. Their ideal night was for her to dress in PVC pants with matching skintight vest and trawl strip clubs together. "I even took her to dominatrix joints and she loved them all," said Jenny. "The darker and naughtier the better.

"Then we’d go back to wherever we were staying, desperate to rip each other’s clothes off and act out the moves we’d seen. They were amazing nights." But one of the pair’s wildest times together came at a friend’s luxurious home in the Hollywood Hills.

"I was staying with my pal at the time and one night when she was away I invited Angelina and her husband Jonny over," said Jenny. "There was another girl there that I was also seeing. But that night Angelina and I wanted only each other.

"So while Jonny and my other girlfriend were in the house, Angelina and I walked to the swimming pool, looked at each other and slowly stripped naked. It was a beautiful clear night and we could see each other’s bodies under the moonlight. Then we both dived in and wrapped our arms around each other. The feeling of the water got us both excited and for what seemed like hours we caressed each other under the surface, kissing again and again.

"Angelina loved to wax herself all over and didn’t have a hair on her body—and under the water I could feel every bit of her.

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