Anderson Cooper didn’t rip Heidi Montag for her embarrassing Miss Universe performance, but he didn’t exactly compliment it either.

We think Cooper wanted to say a lot more. We wish he would have said what was really on his mind.

Poor Erica Hill was trying to report live from Times Square for Anderson Cooper, when a random rude dude did some v tongue live on television. Anderson seemed more concerned that Kathy Griffin had already punched him twice. CNN is so classy.

Kathy Griffin was at Times Square tonight with Anderson Cooper to ring in 2009, when Kathy started getting heckled, so she said:

"Why don’t you get a job buddy. You know what, I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth."

Happy New Year y’all!

Anderson Cooper had a swim race with Michael Phelps on 60 Minutes on Sunday. Anderson just had his wet dream fulfilled, well, at least one of them.

Anderson Cooper passed Triumph the Insult Comic Dog a note at the Republican Convention that read:

Triumph -

I poop on

You

Anderson’s reaction when Triumph talked about two guys climaxing was priceless.

What do Anderson and Triumph have in common?

A much longer, and an extremely funny clip of Triumph at the Republican Convention is below.