Alli Sims, Britney Spears cousin and former assistant, dream of having her own reality show were cancelled along with the show, even before filming had begun. Click the link below to find out why.

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Around 6:30 pm last night Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline’s attorney, was at the bar at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills when Britney Spears, Alli Sims, and Britney’s manager Sam Lutfi all walked in. When the trio spotted Kaplan they left the bar. Although Britney wasn’t drinking at the time, she didn’t go to the bar for coffee.

The rumor that Kevin Federline will appear on Oprah is not true. I’m just as disappointed as you are.

Click the link below to see video of a random woman Britney picked out in the store to escort her back to her car. The whacky life of Britney Spears.

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Britney Spears went to Winston’s in Los Angeles on Monday night with her assistant Alli Sims. While at Winston’s Britney is reported to have been in and out of the bathroom repeatedly, and was sniffing when she came out. She also changed her outfits twice, and when she asked the DJ to play Gimme More he did. Sounds like Paris. Britney left Winston’s about 2 a.m., and was subsequently pulled over by the cops. Thankfully Alli was driving. In the pictures it appears that Britney dressed as a pirate wench. This is the second time she’s gone pirate without going to a Halloween party.

It’s official: Britney Spears has become a caricature of herself. You honestly just can’t make this shizz up. On the night before she was expected in Las Vegas for rehearsals for the VMA’s, Brit Brit thought fit to do what she knows best…show up to a club wearing her token fedora/no-pants combo. Sponge Brit No Pants! Hole in the pantyhose sold separately. Us Magazine reports:

The night before she was expected in Las Vegas to rehearse her single “Gimme More” with illusionist Criss Angel, the perennial party girl, 25, hit up L.A. club Opera.

Accompanied by her cousin Alli Sims, Spears — clad in a cream fedora, gray mini-dress with stockings, knee-high boots and long pearl necklaces — settled into a corner booth around 12:32 a.m. (Her wig of choice? A blonde, shoulder-length number.)

“Britney was in a great mood all night, smiling, laughing, upbeat,” a witness says, who adds that Spears also smoked a few cigarettes and danced to Rihanna’s “Umbrella.”

“She was really getting into the songs,” the onlooker says.

Apparently, she worked up a thirst: “Britney drank beer, vodka cranberry and vodka tonic,” says the witness.

Sucking a lollypop, Spears left hand-in-hand with Sims at 1:45 a.m.

Alas, the two called it a night after hitting a Wendy’s drive-thru around 2:20 a.m.

Nothing says comeback like showing up half-cocked and bloated! You go Brit!

Kevin Federline is serious about asking for increased custody of the two kids he has with Britney Spears, and early Sunday morning Spears’ cousin/assistant Alli Sims and Spears’ music producer JR Rotem were notified that they will be called to testify in the custody hearings. Us magazine says:

They were approached early Sunday morning around 2:30 a.m. outside a party at a Hollywood Hills home and served with a deposition subpoena by Aaron Cohen of IMS Security, who, according to another source, is "one the top security guys in Hollywood."

A visibly upset Sims attempted to avoid being served, and she and Rotem began to argue with Cohen. But, as an eyewitness reports, Cohen was not deterred by Sims’ denials and was forced to throw the subpoena through an open car window as Sims and Rotem fled in a friend’s car. Spears was spotted leaving the same party moments later and eventually joined Sims and Rotem at her Beverly Hills home.

It probably didn’t help that Britney and her friends had to be served at 2:30am at a party in the Hollywood Hills, but Us goes on to say that Simms will be questioned about everything she knows in regards to Britney as a parent:

According to a source familiar with the custody battle, Sims’ deposition gives Kaplan the ability to, "ask her about everything. What she feeds the kids, what’s going in the bottles, how late they’re staying up and about what Britney is like when she parties."

Britney’s only hope now is for Ali to either disappear forever, or to develop a pathological condition that forces her to lie for Britney. TMZ says K-Fed is only after the money:

K-Fed is going back to court asking for more custody of the kids. Kevin Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart?

Alli Sims, Britney’s cousin, was served over the weekend. Kevin’s lawyer wants to take her deposition. Now here’s what’s telling. Federline’s lawyer also wants to take Britney’s depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.

When a guy does it, he’s only after the money, when a woman does it, she’s only doing it for the kids. Sexist. If Britney had not already proven her love for sex with a different guy every night, nearly substantiated lesbian rumors, been to rehab for drug and alcohol abuse, nearly dropped Sean Preston a few times, and put her children’s safety in jeopardy over and over again, then maybe the case could be made for K-Fed only being after the money. Of course he wants the money, and to make sure his kids are safe. K-Fed didn’t engage in a custody battle with Shar Jackson, probably because she’s a better mother than Britney Spears. Sad isn’t it? Who knows, once K-Fed gets the kids, Shar might help him raise his kids, and they will probably turn out better. Britney was raised by a pack of wolves, and look how she turned out. Wolves are so over-rated.