After all these years Alicia Silverstone is still clueless, and photoshopped to naked perfection in the ad above. I don’t need to see pussy to become a vegetarian. There are a lot of things I would do for a fine pussy, but eating fruits and vegetables isn’t it. Have you ever seen someone who has severe heart disease? They’re like, "well it’s too late to quit smoking, it’s too late to stop eating meat, and I can’t have sex anymore, so f**k it." If being a vegetarian was so great would vegans need to show pussies to try to convert people? Would you follow a pussy into war, or a ghetto fight? Not me. Let me ask you this, what do pussies eat? Pussies eat meat, and they paw at their toys. The pussies I like best are the ones that have a good old fashioned cat fight, like the pussies below.

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Saturday night at the Home Depot Center in nearby Carson, California David Beckham made his American soccer debut for Los Angeles Galaxy. Despite fears that an ankle injury would sideline him for his first game, Beckham did indeed play, about 13 minutes in the second half of the exhibition match against Chelsea. (Chelsea won, 1-0.)

The stadium was full of fans and many celebrities turned out including Victoria Beckham cheering for her husband in a box with their three children, as well as Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise and Tom Cruise’s mother Mary Lee Mapother, EvaLongoria, Olsen, Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy, Alicia Silverstone and rocker husband Chris Jarecki, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Drew Carey.

The sold-out stadium crowd erupted in cheers even when Beckham simply stood up from the bench and began stretching. And chants of "Beckham, Beckham" took over the stadium as he entered the game after the 77th minute.

At the press conference following the game Beckham said of his injury, "The ankle has swollen up slightly, but that was going to happen. We’ll see how it is tomorrow."

"It was a good performance from the team," he added. "We just lost one nil. My 15 minutes, it was nice to get out there. I haven’t trained all week. I hadn’t kicked a ball yet today. It was just nice to be out there with the lads and get this game over and done with. I enjoyed it."

Today the Beckhams will attend the "Welcome to L.A." party, hosted by the Cruises, and cohosts Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, at the Museum of Contemporary Art in downtown Los Angeles.

The hottest item at the game, besides David, were the Galaxy T-shirts. The one who stole the show was cute little Suri with her million and one facial expressions.

Right after the on-air smack-down between Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Rosie O’Donnell on The View, Alicia Silverstone was introduced as a guest, but as she made her way onto the set she completely ignored a hug for Elisabeth, and hugged everyone else. What work has Silverstone done lately, um nothing, so the snub must have been for publicity. Rosie’s rude manners are like an infection that festers in Hollywood. Go back to oblivion Silverstone, and take Rosie with you.