Sources close to HG tell us that mommy dearest Dina Lohan was spotted at JFK airport last week screaming at her assistant because she forgot one of her bags. Dina said:

"You must have left your brain on the flight. You’re my assistant and that’s my bag. You should know this!"

Ali Lohan was with Dina learning how to treat other people like dirt. Dina prides herself on setting a good example for her kids.

Lindsay Lohan’s most recent decline can be attributed to Dina Lohan’s non-stop focus on her next meal ticket Ali Lohan who is 14 years-old. Ali will appear in a movie that has just started filming called Mostly Ghostly in Los Angeles. The role is reportedly very similar to Lindsay’s role in Mean Girls, which seems to fit the Lohan’s. The film will be released later this year, and is based on a pre-teen book series called Mostly Ghostly and authored by R.L. Stine. The main character is an 11 year-old boy who befriends two ghosts.

Dina has Ali filming her reality show with her, preparing for her first movie, and recording a music album. Ali has said in her owns words she wants to be a star just like Lindsay.

Dina is great at pushing her daughters into becoming celebrities, and making big bucks herself off their success, but she has failed miserably keeping Lindsay off drugs and alcohol. What does Dina plan to do differently with Ali to keep her from falling into the same traps as Lindsay? NOTHING!

Tracey Ullman is at it again. This time Tracey plays Dina Lohan handling the death of her daughter Ali Lohan. Tracey does such a realistic portrayal of Dina.

In these pictures is should be obvious that Ali Lohan got her lips plumped. Star Magazine found a doctor to look at her lips comparing a May 2007 picture, with a March 5, 2008 picture. The doc said:

"Her upper lip is too large in proportion to her lower lip, and the borders of the lips are exaggerated," said the doctor. "[Her lips] appear a bit overdone, and in my opinion, it would be a very unusual procedure for a 14-year-old."

Next it will be the nose, then the boobs. This girl wants to be the next Linday so bad, she’s willing to destroy herself. Mommy dearest Dina only wants the best for her little 14 year-old.

Last night Ali Lohan was in Atelier in NYC with her big sister Lindsay Lohan. Ali has told the media how desperate she is to become a star. Ali is even doing the DJ thing to get attention, just like big sis did. If that doesn’t work she’ll make a sex video, get pregnant at 14 years-old to take the tabloid covers away from Jamie Lynn Spears, and start doing drugs. This may sound like an exaggeration, but it’s not when it’s about the Lohan clan.