Lindsay Lohan has been taking her eager underage sister Ali Lohan to 21 and over nightclubs to party even during school nights, but Lindsay says Ali can handle it:

We’ve been seeing Lindsay Lohan drag her 15-year-old sister, Ali, around to various late-night events, and yeah, we do think it’s a little strange and probably not a good idea.

Well, turns out we’re wrong. According to Lindsay, Ali can handle it.

"She’s tougher than I am," Linds told Life & Style. "She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister."

It’s too bad there was no one there to give Lindsay lessons on how to party responsibly, pass along awesome hand-me-downs or share practical skin care tips, otherwise things might have been a lot different. As such, Ali’s going to be a much better partyer.

Already, Ali’s got one thing going for her because she knows when to call it a night and do her homework…
"She’s really good about that," Lindsay says. "If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early."

The reason Ali is called minor is because she lacks the judgment to make decisions about going to 21 and over nightclubs with a sister that has been in-and-out of rehab as many times as McDonalds has served Big Macs. We shouldn’t be worried for Ali, because Lindsay is just teaching her the clubbing ropes. Going out on school nights is really not a big problem for Dr. Ali, because she is home schooled by genius mother of the year Dina Lohan. With a sister like Lindsay, and a mother like Dina, Ali will probably end up becoming the President of the United States or something great like that.

Lindsay Lohan is mood swinging into the rosy delusional positive end of the emotional spectrum again. Lindsay took her much older looking sister Ali Lohan to the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor at 3 am last night, where Lindsay got another tattoo on her wrist.

Good thing 15 year-old Ali doesn’t have to go to school until later in the morning, if she even goes to school.

Lindsay also got her haired dyed red again at Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills, then she had dinner with mom and sis where mom actually paid the bill. They must have ordered water and a salad.

According to an item in Thursday’s NY Post, Dina Lohan, who is more famous for boozing and partying with her daughter than for actually being a responsible parent, is now "begging Lindsay’s friends to go there and help her."

Says the paper’s source, "All of Lindsay’s life, Dina never acted like a role model. She only ever wanted to be her friend. Lindsay keeps getting used, and she never stood a chance at happiness."

Even those who are paid to watch out for her have abandoned ship, says the report. "Lindsay is on hiatus with her publicist because she’s not working or booking jobs," says the paper’s insider. "She is completely unmanageable. It has never been possible to control her or advise her. Lindsay needs to get psychiatric help."

Today Dr. Drew Pinsky talked about his book The Mirror Effect: How Celebrity Narcissism is Seducing America. In the book Pinsky specifically names Lindsay Lohan. The doc says:

"I think Lindsay is one of my peeps, she’s a straight-up addict. I’ve been saying for awhile she’s going to have a major blowout. Major torch-out before she becomes motivated to capitulate to treatment."

Lindsay shows all the signs of a narcissistic addict. I wonder how many times she looks at herself in the mirror every day without ever actually seeing her true ugly inner self.

A Dina Lohan representative had claimed Ali Lohan and Dina were meeting with Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake. Well Wright issued the following statement:

"Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false."

It made no sense that Wright would go from representing talented performers, to a no talent hack like Ali Lohan, and now we know he wouldn’t do that. Another Lohan lie.

Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, wants to become the manager for Ali Lohan. Dina Lohan, who is currently Ali’s manager, said:

"We are meeting with Wright’s firm."

What puzzles me is how Wright expects to make Ali a musical success when she has no discernable talent. Only Dina knows how to make a no talent hack a star, and she likes to be in control, so this deal doesn’t seem likely unless Dina gets a big fat pay day.

If Wright does start to manage Ali, I doubt the Jonas Brothers will want to share the stage with her.

Ali Lohan (14) appears with a flat chest on the left only 3 months ago. On the right is Ali on August 9th looking like something amazing happened. There is speculation Ali had a growth spurt or breast implants. The same speculation surrounded big sis Lindsay Lohan.

When Lindsay heard about the speculation over Ali’s breasts today she responded with this note on her blog:

ARE THEY REAL?????
Current mood: awake

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

Ali told Teen Vogue earlier this year:

"I want it so bad, so bad you don’t even know, and now, it’s actually happening. I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have."

Ali wants fame so bad who knows what she’d be willing to do, like the fact she recently auditioned for porn director Peter Davy.