Gotta love Lily Allen. She just tells it like it is, even about herself! We like this so much better than when she’s whining on MySpace.

The latest pearls about Paris Hilton, the Sun is reporting, are howlers:

"I think Paris is amazing. I mean she’s hideous, but I think she’s amazing at the same time.

"I love her. I think The Simple Life is genius. I can never figure out if she plays up to it or not.”

It’s not the first time feisty Lil has taken a pot shot at the blonde heiress.

She once labelled her "useless and hideously untalented" and suggested people who bought her debut album should be killed off.

The Smile singer also rubbished her rival Amy Winehouse’s singing ability.

She added: “I think she has a cool voice. But saying that, I don’t think it’s her real voice.”

An Amy/Lily street battle to the death may not be a stretch, though it could go either way. Winehouse will either come out swinging, or retreat into private to cut herself.

Tune in tomorrow, when Lily Allen might claim that she was drunk when she did this interview because she’s an alcoholic. Or that she was talking crazy because she was weak from an eating disorder brought on by Hollywood’s unrealistic expectations. Or that she just had PMS.

All revelations are possible with loose-cannon Allen.

We never would have guessed that being sober would result in another opportunity to be "sponsored."

Lindsay Lohan’s no-go 21st birthday party in Las Vegas was notably going to be underwritten by a vodka company – controversial because the until-then underage alcoholic would be leaving rehab to attend.

According to the Gatecrasher, the Ginger is seeking another kind of patronage, this time for elements essential to her sobriety.

It’s H2O-a-go-go for the clean and sober Lindsay Lohan. Says a snitch: "A rep or assistant called Evian’s office on Tuesday, asking for free shipments of Evian to be delivered to Lindsay."

Let’s get this straight. The girl, who famously for smuggled contraband booze around in a water bottle when she was claiming to be sober, is looking for free Evian?

Will Evian bite? Maybe they can use it to start a new ad campaign.

What’s in YOUR Evian bottle?

And, Lindsay, is this some new 13th step to the AA process taught only at Promises?

"Profited from our addiction wherever possible and expected handouts at every turn."

John Sundahl, a real estate investor and fellow AAer, is that mystery guy running around with Britney Spears over the holiday.

He’s said to be her bodyguard, but the two have kept very close company in recent days, fuelling speculation there might be more to it. The pair were spotted out and about in LA, where they shared an intimate dinner at the Four Seasons and later set off to watch the musical Wicked before returning to the hotel together.

Sundahl denied being romantically involved with her a few weeks ago, but either she’s hired him as a chauffeur/bodyguard/dinner companion, or they’re getting cozy again. C’mon, the guy went to see Wicked! He’s definitely into her.

Here’s more:

John Sundahl claims he and the Toxic singer are an item after meeting at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Los Angeles. Sundahl tells the National Enquirer he knows Spears is serious about the romance because she recently helped him recover from bowel surgery. He says, "When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious. "I love being around her. She’s a sweet, caring girl and a good mom." Sundahl claims Spears sought him out for counseling sessions after leaving rehab at Promises in Malibu earlier this year (07), and then started attending AA meetings he staged. The wealthy 38-year-old admits his romance with Spears could scupper part of her estranged husband Kevin Federline’s divorce battle – because the dancer/rapper’s legal team initially subpoenaed Sundahl to testify against the pop star.

Sounds like the Spears-Federline divorce is going to court.

Less than three months after leaving rehab, recovering alcoholic and AA member Lindsay Lohan is planning her 21st birthday party, and it will be a 2 day blowout in Las Vegas, sponsored by Svedka vodka. There may not even be a cake, just loads of vodka, or a cake made with vodka that you can pour into a glass with frosting on the rim. The NY Daily News says:

Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.

It’s part of a deal that could net the star up to seven figures for the July 2-3 celebration.
Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a "specially designed" suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island.

In the pay-to-play world of celebrity events, Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name.

Lindsay is the luckiest girl in the world. Here’s more from Women’s Wear Daily:

Lindsay Lohan might usually be seen in Gucci, Chanel or Prada, but come fall, she’ll be hawking a whole new label: Jill Stuart.

The contemporary sportswear designer has snagged Lohan to be the face of its print ad campaign, which will hit August magazines and run through November. The campaign marks the first time Jill Stuart has chosen a celebrity for her ads.

"I can’t say enough fantastic things about Lindsay," Stuart said of her choice to go with the starlet rather than a model. "She is sexy and smart, exactly what the Jill Stuart woman embodies."

So the message these companies are sending young girls that idolize Lindsay is, if you’re a drunk and drug addicted slut who has family problems, and can’t maintain healthy personal relationships, then you will be rich and famous just like Lindsay. It’s a lot easier to sell self-destructive sex objects than fruits and vegetables. These companies should just be more direct in their ads. Take hand bags for instance. Why not just say, "Buy a BIGGER BAG to hold more Coke," and have Lindsay holding the bag with white power on her hands, and nose.