Michael Lohan will be visiting his daughter Lindsay Lohan at Cirque Lodge rehabilitation center in Utah. This will be the first time in years they’ve seen each other. Dina Lohan agreed to drop a restraining order against Michael so he could see Lindsay. Counselors will be present during the visit, which is meant to help Lindsay face her past. Michael is also a recovering alcoholic. Michael is rumored to be getting a reality TV show of his own soon, so he might just try to sneak in a camera crew. It’s hard to say how helpful it will be when Michael sees Lindsay’s chest and exclaims, "dang, my girl is all grown up," and Lindsay starts her pole dancing routine just for daddy.

Lindsay Lohan has arranged for OK! magazine to do a photo shoot with her while she is in rehab at the Cirque Lodge detox center in Sundance, Utah. OK! is promoting the shots as if they just caught Lindsay acting naturally, but they’re not. Here’s more:

In one perfectly posed shot, a demure Lohan, her hair pulled tightly back, is reading "Alcoholics Anonymous," AA’s 164-page "Big Book," which mixes personal stories of redemption with a description of how the program works. "She really is taking it seriously," OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said. "She’s replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading." And, Ivens said, "she hasn’t looked this good in years."

Lohan spends her days writing in a journal, soaking up "spiritual classes" and working shifts at Smith’s, a nearby supermarket, where her earnings go to a local charity, the magazine said. If that gets too blue collar for her, a source said Cirque offers "equine therapy, where patients care for horses to help them with issues of trust. She’s been really worried about the influence she’s having on her little sister Ali (13)," Ivens said.

"That’s why this time she’s determined to sort herself out, because she doesn’t want her Ali to grow up and suffer the same things she’s suffered."

Lindsay’s brother and sister visited her in rehab, but not in rehab. They all went shopping at a grocery for…I’m not really sure since Lindsay just walked around talking on the phone, and there were no rehab escorts in site. Yeah, apparently the rehab staff trust Lindsay enough to let her out by herself, and with her brother and sister who could have easily brought Lindsay a little something from mom to make rehab easier. Maybe now she’ll stop trying to suck the cocaine residue out of all the new patients. I noticed all the patients get bandannas when they go rafting, but they might want to wear those self inflating life preservers somewhere other than their head.

Lindsay Lohan bragged often that she would win an Academy Award, but it never happened. She also didn’t have any actress friends, not because they were jealous of her, but perhaps because she is jealous of them. Here’s more:

According to a former pal of the party girl, Lindsay "ranted and raved about her talent, claiming ’I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’" And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition. She said Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat, and has no talent." Jessica Simpson "can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep)." Sienna Miller is a "no talent crackhead." Keira Knightly is a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress." Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming joke of an actress."

This sounds exactly like Lindsay. If Oscars were awarded for Best Actress in a Leading Role as a drug-addled, alcoholic (with or without a cute anklet), crazed, freckled, venereal diseased, sperm dumpster, she’s right…she WOULD be the greatest Actress in the world, but unfortunately she just a pathetic loser without a career. Wait a minute, she already had her shot playing that role in “I Know Who Killed Me,” that was just released, but she only proved that she can’t even act like herself. Next stop, Lifetime channel.

Rumer Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, was caught in the middle of a drug arrest.

"Access Hollywood" reports that Rumer was in a Maryland hotel room where police busted a man for marijuana possession after hotel guests complained about noise. Willis was one of four people in the room. She was not arrested, nor was she being investigated.

Rumer’s in Maryland making an indie film called "From Within."

Just last month, Bruce Willis told People magazine that he and Demi talked to their kids about drugs, saying, "We have an ongoing conversation. They have the gene, and we warn them: ’You have a predisposition to be an alcoholic.’ It’s on her side of the family and mine. It’s something to be aware of. My kids are strongly anti-drug."

Rumer doesn’t seem like the pot smoking type, but she also doesn’t seem like the type to put a condom in her mouth. She does want attention, so anything could happen.

The joke is on Paula Abdul. I for one don’t buy her claim that she does not abuse alcohol or drugs. No one slurs their words, and behaves like a drug addict, when they are not. Medical conditions sound and look different, which is why drug addicts and alcoholics are so easy to spot. Watch the video below. Do you believe her?

Click here to watch Paula get drunk in a business meeting and is so drunk she can’t finish it, all in front of the cameras on her reality show which aired recently.