Laura Ling (32) and Euna Lee (36) got really lucky. The pair’s boss, Al Gore, was unsuccessful in getting them released from a North Korean prison, but his former boss Bill Clinton was successful, and they are heading home on Clinton’s play to Los Angeles. Kim Jong Ill pardoned the trespassers after meeting with Clinton. The families of the former criminals said in a statement:

"We are counting the seconds to hold Laura and Euna in our arms."

"The families of Laura Ling and Euna Lee are overjoyed by the news of their pardon. We especially want to thank President Bill Clinton for taking on such an arduous mission and Vice President Al Gore for his tireless efforts to bring Laura and Euna home. We must also thank all the people who have supported our families through this ordeal, it has meant the world to us."

We hope Ling and Lee have learned their lesson.

Al Gore this week proposed Americans pay $3 trillion dollars to convert electricity plants that use fossil fuels to plants that use wind and solar power. Gore also supports the "progressive" energy policy implemented in Europe that has caused their gasoline prices to be currently priced at $8 per gallon.

This video shows supporters, and Al Gore, not practicing what they preach. Gore is an elitist, as well as a hypocrite.

Bill Gates was once again one of the keynote speakers at the Consumer Electronics Association (CES) convention in Las Vegas, which began today, and will run until January 10. Bill made a video to commemorate his last full day at Microsoft which included Steve Ballmer, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney , Barack Obama, Al Gore, Steven Spielberg, Hillary Clinton, Bono, and more, but not Connie Chung. Bill walked out of an interview with Connie which effectively ended her career. Maybe that’s why China doesn’t crack down on piracy of Microsoft products more.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel are attached to star in Nailed, a risque political satire co-written by a daughter of Al Gore, Kristin Gore. Neither star has a signed contract for the film. Their commitment could depend on juggling other features. Here’s a summary:

Biel would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has a nail accidentally shot into her head by a clumsy workman, eliciting wild sexual urges.

The uninsured Joyce goes on a crusade to Washington to fight for the rights of the bizarrely injured. She meets an immoral congressman (Gyllenhaal) who takes advantage of her sex drive and capitalizes on her crusade as Joyce heads into her own career in politics.

David O. Russell who wrote the movie Three Kings, and comedy cartoon series Futuarma, co-wrote the screenplay. Sounds lame. Why would Jake and Jessica even consider doing a low budget move like this? Answer: Hollywood loves Al Gore.

Al Gore is being called to account for the misinformed facts in his movie, some are calling outright lies. Fox News reports:

Not everyone is celebrating Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming efforts. Retired climatologist Timothy Balls tells Cybercast News Service that Gore’s movie – "An Inconvenient Truth" – is a "wonderful peace of propaganda" that relies on "visual imagery and gimmickry".

Earlier this week a British judge ruled that the movie had at least nine major errors and could not be shown to students without balancing information. Thursday, the BBC alleged that Gore knew his movie presented false facts, but was afraid any uncertainty would fuel global warming skeptics.

JunkScience.com publisher Steve Milloy says if that is true, "Gore should win the Nobel Prize for propaganda." And Czech President Vaclav Klaus says he is surprised Gore would get a peace prize, noting "The relationship between his activities and world peace is unclear and indistinct."

Meanwhile, a conservative think tank in New Zealand wants Hollywood to strip Gore’s movie of its Oscar.

The West Australian newspaper reports the New Zealand Center of Political Research has written to the president of the group that produces the Academy Awards, contending that the alleged scientific errors in the movie disqualify it for the Best Documentary award.

The president of the group says the situation is similar to when championship athletes are found to be on steroids or other drugs and their victories and medals are nullified.

Even if Gore had named the movie True Lies, it wouldn’t make any difference. With the release of An Inconvenient Truth (carbon credit global warming infomercial), the Academy Award win, and the Nobel Peace prize win, his carbon credit company has made a lot of cash. A lot of people might hate Gore now, but being rich and successful is the best revenge for not making him President. It may be inconvenient, but it’s the truth.