E! Online is reporting that, according to her estranged father, Lindsay Lohan is addicted to not only drugs and alcohol, but also the powerful prescription painkiller OxyContin. (pictured is Lindsay at Promises rehab) Her dad told E!:

"I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step."

Michael Lohan himself was an addict, and spent time in jail for a DUI, so he wants nothing better for his little estranged daughter than for her to do her time too. Michael finds out what is going on like everyone else, by reading the gossip blogs. One of these days we’ll see Lindsay on Oprah who will say, "Lindsay brace yourself. I have a surprise for you." Then they’ll bring out Michael, there will be some confusion because Lindsay won’t know who he is, then Oprah will tell her it’s her father, and everyone will break down in tears. Later Lindsay will feel betrayed when she realizes her father, who looks like James Caan, isn’t James after all.

Lindsay is going to be released just before her 21st birthday. That’s like having Rosie O’Donnell fast for 30 days, then release her into a buffet.

Lindsay Lohan was cited for investigation of driving under the influence Saturday and was slightly injured when her Mercedes struck a curb, police told the Associated Press. Is that Vodka company still going to sponsor Lindsay’s birthday party?

Lohan, 20, and two other passengers were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when it crashed at about 5:30 AM into a curb on Sunset Blvd., Sgt. Mike Foxen told the AP. The crash was Lohan’s third accident in about two years.

"She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries," Foxen said.

No one else was hurt and no other cars were involved, Foxen said. He did not have other details. Officers went to the scene after receiving a 911 call about the accident, Foxen said. He went on to say that Lohan will have to appear in court to answer the citation.

…but there’s now more…

In a press conference this afternoon about the arrest of Lindsay Lohan, cops say they found a "usable amount" of a drug they say was cocaine at the scene. Lt. Mitch McCann of the Beverly Hills Police Department would not say where the drug was found but it was "not on her person."

Police say that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills, Calif. around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved "something to her upper chest area." The two other people in her car were not hurt they said.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and "tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest" for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Lt. McCann said it appeared as if Lohan was speeding and lost control.

Lohan was cited and released and will have to face a judge.

A rep for Lohan could not be reached for comment.

Welcome to the DUI club Lohan. She must have skipped AA to go drinking and drugging. If Lohan can heal up fast enough maybe she can join Paris Hilton in jail.

Less than three months after leaving rehab, recovering alcoholic and AA member Lindsay Lohan is planning her 21st birthday party, and it will be a 2 day blowout in Las Vegas, sponsored by Svedka vodka. There may not even be a cake, just loads of vodka, or a cake made with vodka that you can pour into a glass with frosting on the rim. The NY Daily News says:

Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.

It’s part of a deal that could net the star up to seven figures for the July 2-3 celebration.
Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a "specially designed" suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island.

In the pay-to-play world of celebrity events, Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name.

Lindsay is the luckiest girl in the world. Here’s more from Women’s Wear Daily:

Lindsay Lohan might usually be seen in Gucci, Chanel or Prada, but come fall, she’ll be hawking a whole new label: Jill Stuart.

The contemporary sportswear designer has snagged Lohan to be the face of its print ad campaign, which will hit August magazines and run through November. The campaign marks the first time Jill Stuart has chosen a celebrity for her ads.

"I can’t say enough fantastic things about Lindsay," Stuart said of her choice to go with the starlet rather than a model. "She is sexy and smart, exactly what the Jill Stuart woman embodies."

So the message these companies are sending young girls that idolize Lindsay is, if you’re a drunk and drug addicted slut who has family problems, and can’t maintain healthy personal relationships, then you will be rich and famous just like Lindsay. It’s a lot easier to sell self-destructive sex objects than fruits and vegetables. These companies should just be more direct in their ads. Take hand bags for instance. Why not just say, "Buy a BIGGER BAG to hold more Coke," and have Lindsay holding the bag with white power on her hands, and nose.