Lindsay Lohan has arranged for OK! magazine to do a photo shoot with her while she is in rehab at the Cirque Lodge detox center in Sundance, Utah. OK! is promoting the shots as if they just caught Lindsay acting naturally, but they’re not. Here’s more:

In one perfectly posed shot, a demure Lohan, her hair pulled tightly back, is reading "Alcoholics Anonymous," AA’s 164-page "Big Book," which mixes personal stories of redemption with a description of how the program works. "She really is taking it seriously," OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said. "She’s replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading." And, Ivens said, "she hasn’t looked this good in years."

Lohan spends her days writing in a journal, soaking up "spiritual classes" and working shifts at Smith’s, a nearby supermarket, where her earnings go to a local charity, the magazine said. If that gets too blue collar for her, a source said Cirque offers "equine therapy, where patients care for horses to help them with issues of trust. She’s been really worried about the influence she’s having on her little sister Ali (13)," Ivens said.

"That’s why this time she’s determined to sort herself out, because she doesn’t want her Ali to grow up and suffer the same things she’s suffered."

Lindsay’s brother and sister visited her in rehab, but not in rehab. They all went shopping at a grocery for…I’m not really sure since Lindsay just walked around talking on the phone, and there were no rehab escorts in site. Yeah, apparently the rehab staff trust Lindsay enough to let her out by herself, and with her brother and sister who could have easily brought Lindsay a little something from mom to make rehab easier. Maybe now she’ll stop trying to suck the cocaine residue out of all the new patients. I noticed all the patients get bandannas when they go rafting, but they might want to wear those self inflating life preservers somewhere other than their head.

Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into police, who arrested and booked her, then released her on $30,000 bail yesterday at about 4 pm. Her booking only took about an hour. Police will only say her blood alcohol level was above the legal 0.08, and had previously said she had both alcohol and cocaine in her blood that was taken at the hospital. Lohan’s lawyers are trying to keep things quiet, but once a plea deal is reached, or the trial is over the details will become public information.

In the picture above Lohan was heading to an AA meeting this past weekend, but she wasn’t wearing her alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet. No one was checking the ankle bracelet anyway, so Lohan ditched the bracelet and decided to just face the cops before they came to her movie set and arrested her down the road.

Then again Lohan’s movie career may finally be over. Have any of the movies she done as an adult actually made any money at all? NO. What Lohan will be losing is her $4.5 million fee per movie.

Lohan was supposed to start filming "Poor Things" with Shirley MacLaine when she was out of rehab. But last week, product vendors including GE and Dell computers, who had been promised placement in the movie in exchange for cash, got a disturbing e-mail from set designer Fontaine Beauchamp Hebb.

Hebb’s e-mail, with the subject line: " ’Poor Things’ has been cancelled," said, "Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.

"Apparently, Ms. Lohan’s antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty."

The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals, which included Las Vegas. (Ironically, the plot of "Poor Things" involves two women who befriend and then murder homeless men to collect their life insurance, which is based on a true story.)

If Hollywood is really interested in making good movies they will stop hiring bad actors like Lohan, who they only hire to give them more publicity for their film, which according to revenue per Lohan’s film has never caused her movies to turn a profit. A drawn out, and very dramatic, made for television Lohan DUI trial would make more money in advertising than any of her movies combined.

Lohan would be hell to work with on the set. Stumbling around bumping into people, puking between lines, curling up and going to sleep on other movie sets, then waking up and saying “What’s everyone looking at, I told you I am nod drunk okay,” and pointing at the alocohol monitoring bracelet on her ankle that no one checks.

Next stop in Lohan’s career, the Lifetime channel, or better yet commercials. I’d love to hear Lohan say, “do you suffer from vaginal dryness?” Will this DUI ordeal drive her to drink (more) and do (more) drugs which will send her into another downowrd spiral and lead to eventual death? She’s gonna take the Anna Nicole Smith route, and overdose in some hotel room.

We never would have guessed that being sober would result in another opportunity to be "sponsored."

Lindsay Lohan’s no-go 21st birthday party in Las Vegas was notably going to be underwritten by a vodka company – controversial because the until-then underage alcoholic would be leaving rehab to attend.

According to the Gatecrasher, the Ginger is seeking another kind of patronage, this time for elements essential to her sobriety.

It’s H2O-a-go-go for the clean and sober Lindsay Lohan. Says a snitch: "A rep or assistant called Evian’s office on Tuesday, asking for free shipments of Evian to be delivered to Lindsay."

Let’s get this straight. The girl, who famously for smuggled contraband booze around in a water bottle when she was claiming to be sober, is looking for free Evian?

Will Evian bite? Maybe they can use it to start a new ad campaign.

What’s in YOUR Evian bottle?

And, Lindsay, is this some new 13th step to the AA process taught only at Promises?

"Profited from our addiction wherever possible and expected handouts at every turn."

John Sundahl, a real estate investor and fellow AAer, is that mystery guy running around with Britney Spears over the holiday.

He’s said to be her bodyguard, but the two have kept very close company in recent days, fuelling speculation there might be more to it. The pair were spotted out and about in LA, where they shared an intimate dinner at the Four Seasons and later set off to watch the musical Wicked before returning to the hotel together.

Sundahl denied being romantically involved with her a few weeks ago, but either she’s hired him as a chauffeur/bodyguard/dinner companion, or they’re getting cozy again. C’mon, the guy went to see Wicked! He’s definitely into her.

Here’s more:

John Sundahl claims he and the Toxic singer are an item after meeting at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Los Angeles. Sundahl tells the National Enquirer he knows Spears is serious about the romance because she recently helped him recover from bowel surgery. He says, "When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious. "I love being around her. She’s a sweet, caring girl and a good mom." Sundahl claims Spears sought him out for counseling sessions after leaving rehab at Promises in Malibu earlier this year (07), and then started attending AA meetings he staged. The wealthy 38-year-old admits his romance with Spears could scupper part of her estranged husband Kevin Federline’s divorce battle – because the dancer/rapper’s legal team initially subpoenaed Sundahl to testify against the pop star.

Sounds like the Spears-Federline divorce is going to court.

Tony Parker, set to wed Eva Longoria this summer, hasn’t won over all her friends.

The New York Post reports:

Meanwhile, some of Longoria’s pals are worried about Parker. "He is just not gracious," one of them said. "He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him."

First of all, this sounds like the sniping of the bitchy, dateless, often-chubby wing-chick-type with which we’re all familiar.

Come on! Are these friends/frenemies married or even in a relationship? They’re describing 90 percent of boyfriends.

Plus, he’s a professional athlete, another group that often gets high marks in the self-centered and rude department.

We’d bet that Eva’s got a handle on it.

Just you wait, meddling, loose-lipped Eva buddies. No need to "worry." Post-wedding Tony will be heard saying, "Whatever you want, dear."

"You’re absolutely right, honey."

And our favorite, "No, of course I don’t mind holding your purse while you shop."

Be afraid, Tony. Be very afraid.