Life & Style is reporting that Angelina Jolie has decided she’s (finally) ready to marry her babydaddy, Brad Pitt.

It’s their cover story and they’re teasing it – and teasing it hard.

…an insider close to Angelina Jolie says the actress "wants to get married more than anything!" In fact, after receiving such a glowing reviews for her role in A Mighty Heart, which partner Brad Pitt produced, Angie’s falling in love with him all over again, the insider adds. Unfortunately for Angie, Brad isn’t so convinced. "He’s suspicious of the institution" of marriage, says a Brad insider. Will Angie be able to change his mind?

It’s like a cheesy cliffhanger. We must run out and buy it.

Don’t you just love Wednesdays? We certainly do.

Page Six is reporting that Angelina Jolie’s denial of involvement in and apology for the restrictions placed on the press during the premiere of A Mighty Heart were disingenuous. Shocker!

But tipsters tell Page Six that Jolie went on to ban some entertainment weeklies, including Us Weekly and Life & Style, from speaking to her at the film’s junket on Friday at the Waldorf-Astoria – only deigning to allow access to OK! and her reliable ally, People magazine, which is inclined to swallow her p.r. hook, line and sinker.

Over the past few years, People has paid Jolie millions for the rights to publish photos of her and Brad Pitt’s various kids, which she gave to charities, upping her positive publicity.

Did anyone really believe Jolie when, during her interview with Jon Stewart, she disavowed knowledge of what her "people" were doing?

The guys who spoofed her appearance certainly didn’t. You can see Angelina’s entire Daily Show denial and the mocking of it

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt already have four children, but four isn’t good enough because Angelina want to raise the number of kids to fourteen! On Thursday’s Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Stewart questioned Jolie on exactly the total of children she wants.

The actress replied, "It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14." Stewart quickly responded, "Wow, I’ll tell you this: I admire that, because two is kicking my azz."

Jolie agreed with the host of Daily Show that four kids kind of kicking her in the butt yet she is up for the challenge.

The 32-year-old actress and Pitt are promoting the new movie, A Mighty Heart which already hit the theatres Wednesday.

At the A Mighty Heart premiere, Angelina Jolie responded to comments about her appearance, thisislondon reports.

"I’ve always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I’ve gone through a lot.

"I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding – it’s been hard to get my nutrition back on track."

The actress insisted observers were wrong to include her in the size zero trend.

"Someone saying to me that I’m thin is not a compliment," Jolie said.

"Instead of people saying I look like a person dealing with something emotionally, they assume it’s because I want to fit into skinny jeans."

This is an interesting revelation, considering brother James Haven’s recent claims that she stopped eating out of empathy for the poor and the starving.

Never mind all that, though. We may have stumbled upon an explanation for the bulging forehead vein and the scary blood-trunks on her arms, as thisislondon also kindly lined up some remarkable "health and fitness experts" to diagnose Jolie’s mystery condition from photos alone!

"Such increased vascularity is often the result of over-exercising, particularly weight-bearing or resistance work," said Mark Munroe, a trainer based in Kensington.

"If Angelina is pushing herself too hard – and not consuming enough calories – then the body has to work harder to pump nutrients around which shows up in the form of bulging veins."

Sounds good enough to us.  Having someone finally weigh in, even if their credentials are dubious, is a relief. We haven’t been able to keep our eyes off the arm veins for weeks.

We want to…but…we can’t…look…away.

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and the kids were spotted all over town yesterday, taking in museums, popping in to visit VIPs, and just generally looking fabulous and causing a commotion.

Last night, they showed up for the New York City premiere of their film, A Mighty Heart. Again, gorgeous.

Rumor has it that Saint Angelina purchased that crushed velvet dress she’s rockin’ for about $26 at a vintage shop in LA.

We’re just going to keep staring at this adorable photo of the lovebirds. How does she do it?