Joan Rivers got booted off of a UK version of The View called Loose Women, after Joan said Russell Crowe is a "piece of f*cking sh!t." That may be something loose women say, but unfortunately for Joan the show was airing LIVE! Even worse, young children may have been watching. Oops!

The producers of the show asked Joan to leave the show as soon as they went to commercial. Joan apologized for swearing, and said she had no idea the show was live. Joan said:

“Yes, I swore, and I’m so f_cking sorry.”

Joan did not apologize to Crowe, as if he even cares.

Russell Crowe is becoming the next Marlon Brando, in terms of overall weight. Russell’s wife, below, is looking incredibly hot. When his wife was pregnant Russell was eating for two, and he still is.

American Gangster, starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, took in $46.3 million this weekend to take the top spot over Jerry Seinfeld’s Bee Movie which took in $39.1 million. Don’t bring a stinger to a gun fight. American Gangster was good, I saw it on Friday.

Last night I went to see American Gangster, and it was good. The movie is about a heroin kingpin named Frank Lucas, nick named Superfly, played by Denzel Washington, who is brought down by a truly honest cop New Jersey detective Richie Roberts played by Russell Crowe. Denzel deserves an Oscar. Towards the end of the movie some blacks walked out angrily saying Lucas was scum because he snitched on other criminals. I was surprised to see this behavior, but having seen so many interviews where blacks discourage telling the police who committed a crime, because they consider it a betrayal to other blacks, helped me understand where the negative sentiment came from. Lucas was however, without a doubt, a very important person in the history of the United States. He had a black market heroin empire that rivaled even the Mafia. I wanted to learn more about him, and I found an interesting article about him and his life written back in 2000. If you’d like to learn more too click here to read the article.

Russell Crowe and Denzel Washington sat down with this week’s Entertainment Weekly (Now Weekly!) for a revealing interview about working together on their new crime drama American Gangster. Russell also talks about Leonardo DiCaprio’s virginity:

“You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 18 [on the Western The Quick and the Dead]. He was a virgin, and he would talk about that constantly. So I’m hoping we have some time so he can fill in what’s happened in between. Maybe show some photos. Because I’m sure life’s different now.”

Leonardo can now brag about banging hot chicks like Bar Refaeli below. I wasn’t as lucky as Leonardo. I lost my virginity long before eighteen. Apparently girls like quiet, shy, smart, muscular boys like me.