Former super stars Sara Evans, Jessica Simpson, and Billy Ray Cyrus will be performing at Sea World in Texas.

Just make sure to grab some BBQ before Jessica finishes her performance, or you’ll be going home hungry.

A paparazzo did the unthinkable, he shoved a camera up the dress of Jessica Simpson, and she doesn’t look half bad down there.

Remember when Joe Simpson told the paparazzi only he would be taking his daughter’s pictures? Well, since Jessica’s career has faltered Joe hasn’t been taking any of the pictures, and now this happens. Joe is probably banging his head against the wall now.

Jessica Simpson has finally been dropped from her music label, and her name has been removed from the list at Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville.

Looks like her inability to perform without hyperventilating, and inability to remember the words to her own songs, became a liability.

At least Jessica still has that weight loss thing going for her.

As we predicted, the gossip rags are now running stories on how Jessica Simpson created her own diet to lose the fat. The rags are calling the diet, the no-starve diet.

When is Jessica going to launch her diet program, book, video, workout program, etc.? We think this was planned form the start to get ordinary women to connect with Jessica, and buy her new weight loss products. From acne products to weight loss products. Jessica is upgrading.

Jessica Simpson opened for Rascal Flatts in Madison Square Garden last night. Realizing everyone believes she’s fat enough to split her pants she said to the audience:

"I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That’s why I’m wearing a skort, not a skirt, not a short, just so they wouldn’t split."

Sometimes Jessica is too honest. I pray she doesn’t start talking about her farts next.