Jessica Simpson was upset by a Burger King ad that aired on FOX NFL Sunday on October 11, which show Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys teammates making fun of a fat Jessica Simpson. Marion Barber said in the commercial:

“Man, I still can’t believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than (teammate) Flozell Adams!”

Jason Witten then said:

“Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!”

Coach Wade Phillips then said:

“Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!”

FOX released this statement:

"Burger King Corp. [the sponsors] did not have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp. approved it before it aired. Upon reflection, our poor attempt at humor was insensitive and we deeply apologize to anyone who might have been offended."

We all know who got offended. Before Jessica got all fat they used to do skits on how dumb she is, allegedly is. Take a look at the Mad TV skit below. The Burger King ad seems pretty weak compared to the thrashing Jessica got from Mad TV.

Right now Jessica is taking a break from performing at a county fair, so she can eating her emotions in the form of a prize winning apple pie smothered with heavy whipping cream. When is Jessica going to come out with her weight loss book, and weight loss video?

Jessica Simpson modeled clothes for Ozlem Suers in Paris on Thursday. Yes, that’s Paris, France.

So what kind of a fashioner designer would think Jessica would make a good guest model? The kind of designer that JCPenney wouldn’t hire.

Jessica looks so old, and the only reason her chest isn’t bouncing off her knee caps is because of the dress she’s wearing.

I blame this debacle on Joe Simpson, and Joe Simpson. He deserves twice as much credit for this one.

Tony Romo must be so thankful he moved on from this mess.

Jessica Simpson is selling a perfume called Fancy Love.

Uh … Fancy Love?

The fragrance is described as "a warm, romantic floral". Jessica said of her new perfume:

"Romance has never been more important to me so I wanted to celebrate that special feeling with this new fragrance. Fancy Love is fresh and pure, like a timeless piece of white lace, it’s always pretty and innocent. This fragrance has a hint of passion because after all, a girl has to be a little flirty sometimes."

Jessica’s last tabloid stories have been about her getting dumped by Tony romo, and about her getting fat. Where is the workout video, and diet book? The image Papa Joe wants to promote won’t sell, because it doesn’t fit. Fat to thin sells. A relationship book on how to bounce back from a breakup sells. B.S. just stinks.

Previous rumors were that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up over John Mayor, but now there are new rumors that Romo was so embarrassed over Jessica’s heavy drinking he pulled the plug, despite his love of bimbo blondes.

We think there is a lot wrong with Jessica, and are relieved Romo chose to move on. He can do so much better.

A new collection of Jessica Simpson lingerie has just launched at the Vandale showrooms in Manhattan:

“My intimates are feminine and sweet with a hint of fun,” she tells the paper. And her jump to lingerie was born out of a genuine passion for the stuff, “I love lingerie. What girl doesn’t?” she asks rhetorically. “My lingerie reflects the way I’m feeling when I wake up and helps me set the tone for my day.” As any buxom woman knows, however, finding gorgeous designs to set that tone can be tricky. “It is important to me personally…to be able to wear my own line,” she says. “Vandale is developing a great collection of feminine, sexy, regular and full-figured bras which are going to be amazing. We are also working on a sleepwear collection that I know I will live in. We have focused on using really soft fabrics that feel good against your skin. The whole line centers around great basics for every day that are comfortable and fit your body. We spent a lot of time on the details. I really wanted to make this line special.” Her favorite creations? “I love the seersucker group because it is just classic and so adorable. We also have a beautiful print group that was inspired by Morocco. It is both exotic and feminine at the same time. We also created a denim and floral set that is flirty and fun,” she says.

While we realize Jessica has successfully sold frocks, luggage, bikinis, and fragrances, she has a whole new plus size appeal, yet she sees herself as the younger thinner Jessica, which just isn’t her anymore. Even though lingerie can be made to fit plus size women, that doesn’t seem to be the focus. We really think Jessica needs to look in the mirror, realize she has weight issues, and market something that can help women in the same situation. We think Jessica should team up with some diet experts to market a diet book, and workout program, before she starts selling lingerie. We think Jessica is missing a huge opportunity by ignoring the fact she is just like most women.

Here’s a diet tip. If you don’t have time to workout, and dieting is really hard, focus on eating lots of protein, healthy fats (which means no trans fat or partially hydrogenated anything), and fiber, while keeping your carbohydrates down to about 40 grams per day. You will lose weight with this approach, while still eating healthy. A person doesn’t need carbohydrates to live. The body can convert fat into sugar, but usually converts protein into sugar first. The liver can convert protein into about 2 cups a sugar per day if the body needs it. Diabetics, and people with other conditions affecting their blood sugar, need to be very careful implementing this diet approach, because you might need less medication as your body’s insulin and blood glucose levels drop.